Why is Tresury Secretary Janet 'Yellin'...Yelling All the Time?

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 18 March 2023

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Argh! Janet, stop yellin! Good grief!

Janet is always "yelling" that the economy is good and that the banking system is stable, even while billion-dollar banks are failing and all bank stocks on Wall Street have dropped like lead weights.

You never hear her "yelling" about credit card companies gouging consumers with a 23% interest rate on their credit cards.

You never hear Janet "yelling" about the U.S. having a national debt of $30 trillion dollars - and going up.

And you never hear her "yelling" about Congress spending a trillion dollars a year more than they collect in taxes.

In other words, Janet wants to keep her job, so she keeps her mouth shut about what is really going on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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