As any salesman will tell you, it’s lonely on the road. Especially when you have to travel all over the world selling whatever product you got.
Well, the Thai government knows how tough it is for a western salesman to be so far from home.
Here’s the true part: many years ago, Thai airlines were running out of stewardesses. With vaginas. So they opened their minds – since they were losing big money … loss of profit always opens up minds … and opened their recruitment drive to ANYONE who wanted to be a stewardess … not a steward, but … okay, I’ll just say it …
If you are a salesman on a Thai flight and your gorgeous (and we do mean fuckin’ hot!) stewardess offers you a layover, don’t be surprised if she has a penis.
Now Western salesmen are opening their minds (so far from home and the wife and 2.5 kids) to these and other girls … whether on or off the plane … not just the salesmen, but also for the stewardesses, it’s lonely travelling non-stop, so many layovers, so few open-minded business men from Topeka and Omaha …
… oh sure, when the sweaty American widget salesman gets home to Florida, they can bitch and complain and protest chicks with dicks all they want … but as the old saying goes: What happens on a Thai airline, stays on a Thai airline.
Why not just relax and sit back, Mr. Western Salesman, let the stewardess get you a pillow and freshen your gin and tonic, and as she gives you happy dreams under the blanket or in the Mile High Club, you can think to yourself, “You know, these broads ain’t half bad”.
It’s not politically correct, but it’s a start.
Have you had a handjob from your local tranny today? Why not? Don’t knock it till you try it. Think of your profit margins, after all …
