CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The American Food News Agency reports that Jack in The Box is adding a new menu item to their extensive food list.
Reporter Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers said that she spoke to the home office of Jack in The Box, and she was told that the new food item will be Jack Flamingoburgers.
Mixx was told that initially the new birdburgers will be available only in their Florida outlets, but within 60 days, Jack patrons from Maine to Oregon will be able to purchase the fantastic tasting Flamingoburgers, which only have 1.3 calories, no sodium, no carbs, and they actually taste like a T-Bone steak.
SIDENOTE: President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have both tried the new Flamingoburges and they remarked that they taste way better than McDonalds Big Macs, Burger Kings Whopperburgers, and Dairy Queen's Stackburgers.
