BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx.
The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five borough New York City district.
Garbanzo and Pistachio Goombalini were involved in the purchasing dealings.
The 10 sons of Pirandello and Annunciata Goombalini have become fantastic "Businessmen," and are highly respected by Wall Street, the FBI, the CIA, and PETA.
In Fact, Salvatore recently told Anderson Cooper that the "Family" owns 17% of the New York Islanders pro hockey team.
SIDENOTE: Sal said that the Goombalini grandchildren will run all seven Pizza Huts.
