Tijuana's World Famous The Las Maracas Wedding Chapel Is The Only One In Mexico That Is Open 24-Hours a Day

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 October 2022

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Brides Illustrated Magazine named Las Marcas "2022's Cutest Wedding Chapel In The World."

TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's Ole News Agency reports that the world famous Las Maracas Wedding Chapel is the only one in the Republic of Mexico that is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day.

The chapel which is owned by the same family that owns Tijuana's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring has been featured in magazine articles from Moscow to Tokyo and Paris to Reykjavik (Iceland).

Las Maracas is owned by the Desnudas sisters, Maria, Pia, and Sandia, who bought it from a Jewish businessman from Brooklyn, Moshe Willawitzburger, back in 1993.

According to US information guru Andy Cohen, the Las Maracas marries an average of 41 couples each and every day.

SIDENOTE: Some of the more well-known celebrities who were married at Las Maracas include Katy Perry and Russel Brand, J.Lo and Ben Affleck, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, and Elton John and David Furnish.

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