With the Christians gaining power in America with their control of the Supreme Court and too many states and overturning good laws for something more Biblical (THOU SHALT NOT? Why not?), a lot of non-Christian Americans have embraced the Dark Lord (no, not Darth Vader) in order to counter the goody two-shoes bitch 2000 year old carpenter.
Hail Stan!
Sorry … Hail Satan!
A ton of Satanic bumper stickers, lunchboxes, iPhones and all computers and accessories, even Tesla is thinking about getting in on the Satan bandwagon with the all new Tesla Lucifer! Sounds sexy enough to have sex while driving! Anyone … anyone … Satan?
Some approved slogans for flags and city halls and state houses and purses and lingerie and baseball gloves and S&M leather gear will be:
I love Satan
Satan is My Co-Pilot
Honk if You Want Some Dark Lord in Ya!
Who Loves Ya, Baby? Satan Does! (That’s an old reference.)
With Satan in My Heart, I Don’t Need No Jesus
Jesus Sucks, Satan Fucks!
I Kiss Like An Angel, but Fuck Like Satan!
I Gave My Soul to Hell ‘Cuz Heaven Looked Too Lame
Satanic Soul Sister
… and tons more!
So if the enemy of your enemy is your friend, why not counter all that religious propaganda and embrace Satan!
Advertise him in everything you do and wear.
Stand on street corners and preach the good word of the Evil One.
Knock on people’s doors and annoy the shit out of them with your brochures showing how Satan loves everybody.
Get your Satanic buddies into politics to change laws and policies to better reflect a Satanic message.
Say His Name every chance you get, especially when a Christian is up in your face trying to jam their cross up your nose.
Remember: Every time a Christian is pissed off, a Satanic angel gets its wings.
