The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China
(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…
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NCAA March Madness fines Cracker State University $40,000
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just levied a hefty $40,000 fine on CSU of Valdosta, Georgia. A spokesperson for March Madness told Buckaroo Kazoo, a writer with The Turnstile Review, that the reason for the fine was becaus…
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The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…
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Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
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The Shortest Player In The Entire March Madness Tournament Stands 5-Foot-1-Inch And He Can Dunk The Ball Like a 7-Footer
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cracker State College Vikings of Valdosta, Georgia are favored to make it all the way to the "Final Four." Vikings Coach Roscoe Chatterwater, who played pro ball with the Boston Celtics for six years, says…
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
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Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players
San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller
The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales
The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball
The NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month
Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant
Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second
NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League
The WNBA Agrees To Allow Their Players To Replace Their Drab Regulation Basketball Shorts With Sexy Daisy Duke Short Shorts
LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
LA Lakers LeBron James Didn't Even Shower After Portland Trail Blazers Victory
Next Year March Madness May Become May Madness
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
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A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Sports Satire) - Well, it's that time of the year again, and the NCAA's March Madness Basketball Tournament is here. And once again basketball fans from all over the world travel to the March Madness games for many reasons. Her…
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A March Madness College Is Fined Because of Its Cheerleaders
LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders. A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine…
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The Reason Why Arkansas A&M University Has Been Disqualified From Entering The March Madness Tournament
SACRAMENTO, California - (Sports Satire) - Word out of the March Madness Tournament is that Arkansas A&M University has been disqualified from the national tournament. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti said that four of the Arkansas A&M…
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The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a star player for Left Coast College has just been sent back to California, after NCAA March Madness officials learned that he had tried to pass a fake $100 bi…
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An NCAA March Madness Player Caught With Eight Pounds of Aspen Loco Weed In His Suitcase
DAYTON, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just pointed out that the star player with Swamp State College, Jean Jean Cadillac, who wears number 99, has been arrested. March Madness security reported th…
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...
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A 6-Year-Old Boy Steps Up To The Free Throw Line At Madison Square Garden and Makes 47 Free Throws In a Row!
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is all ablaze after seeing little 6-year-old Timmy Tilltucker, who lives in Hackensack, New Jersey, and his amazing free throw shooting ability. Little Timmy attended the recent NBA game between t…
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The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
HARLEM, New York – (Sports Satire) – America’s premier exhibition basketball team has been around since 1926 (95 years), and they have decided that it's time to move. The world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have voted to leave Harlem for the much m…
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The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee Has Prohibited The Bayou State University Team From Participating in The 68-Team Tournament
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has shocked many NCAA basketball fans, the March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has prohibited the Bayou State University team from taking part in the 68-team tournament. Bayou State coach…
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The March Madness NCAA Rules & Policy Committee May Prohibit a 7-Foot-4-Inch Transgender Player From Participating In The Basketball Tournament
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
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Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jack Nicholson has won the Best Actor Academy Award twice and Best Supporting Actor Award once. He has appeared in 64 movies and is worth about $400 million. The noted actor recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
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A 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
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Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
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The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
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Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors
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The Shortest Player In The Entire March Madness Tournament Stands 5-Foot-1-Inch And He Can Dunk The Ball Like a 7-Footer
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A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament
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The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill
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The Reason Why Arkansas A&M University Has Been Disqualified From Entering The March Madness Tournament
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Next Year March Madness May Become May Madness
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The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China
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Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression
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Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
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A 6-Year-Old Boy Steps Up To The Free Throw Line At Madison Square Garden and Makes 47 Free Throws In a Row!
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A 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
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The March Madness NCAA Rules & Policy Committee May Prohibit a 7-Foot-4-Inch Transgender Player From Participating In The Basketball Tournament
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An NCAA March Madness Player Caught With Eight Pounds of Aspen Loco Weed In His Suitcase
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The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee Has Prohibited The Bayou State University Team From Participating in The 68-Team Tournament
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A March Madness College Is Fined Because of Its Cheerleaders
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The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
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NCAA March Madness fines Cracker State University $40,000
