A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State
In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old fres…
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Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…
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The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees
In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…
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A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros
Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…
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A 5-Foot-4-Inch Japanese Player Is The Shortest First Baseman In The History of Major League Baseball
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Baseball fans all over America are in amazement at the newly-signed first baseman with the New York Yankees. Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the player, who hails from Osaka, Japan, is without a doubt the sho…
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A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees litt…
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The Los Angeles Dodgers File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy - They May End Up Moving South of The Border To Mexico
Boston Red Sox Hero Curt Shilling Comments on Obama's Failure to Make It In 'The Big Leagues!'
Home Run in the Holy Land
The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed
NFL quietly follows in MLB footsteps by introducing ghost referee rule
The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch
The Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner
Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City
Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose
MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use
No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game
Milwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball
Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…
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The High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros
HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…
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Drug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
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Dodgers and Astros Fans Fight and Fight and Fight in The Stands
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Needless to say there is no love-lost between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and Houston Astros Fans. The sports animosity goes back to 2017, when the Astros beat the Dodgers to capture the World Series Championship. A…
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A Freshman High School Pitcher In San Antonio Throws 107 MPH
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba, a writer with the Sports Bet Gazette reports that a 16-year-old freshman pitcher who attends San Antonio's Sandy Koufax High School has a damn fastball that has been clocked at 107 mph. The fr…
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Baseball's Greatest Pitcher Nolan Ryan Has Just Purchased 7 Whataburger Restaurants
ALVIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Sport's Mirror has just broken the story that Hall of Fame super star pitcher Nolan Ryan has just gotten into the fast food business. SM writer Tortilla Torres, said that the pitcher who holds over 400 pitching…
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A Female Catcher Tries Out For The World Champion Houston Astros
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros organization reports that a female catcher, who stands 6-foot-6-inches tall and who weighs 286, has been given a tryout with the world champion Houston Astros. The catcher was born and bred in Tampico…
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Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!
After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage. As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she loo...
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
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Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
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A Major League Baseball Umpire Is Suspended For Throwing Gang Signs During a MLB Game
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - A veteran MLB umpire has received an 8-day suspension from baseball commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, umpire Tony "Strike! Azalea received the suspension for his illegal gesture, w…
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Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise
Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
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Robot Pitcher is Latest Trend in Major League Baseball
It had to happen. With robots now in education, medicine, space exploration, science, manufacturing, and many other fields, it was only a matter of time before they invaded professional sports. And the time is now! Okay, okay, the debut of a r...
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Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
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Robot Pitcher is Latest Trend in Major League Baseball
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Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise
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Drug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium
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Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting
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Dodgers and Astros Fans Fight and Fight and Fight in The Stands
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Baseball's Greatest Pitcher Nolan Ryan Has Just Purchased 7 Whataburger Restaurants
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The High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros
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The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees
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A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name
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Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!
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Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
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A 5-Foot-4-Inch Japanese Player Is The Shortest First Baseman In The History of Major League Baseball
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A Major League Baseball Umpire Is Suspended For Throwing Gang Signs During a MLB Game
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A Freshman High School Pitcher In San Antonio Throws 107 MPH
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A Female Catcher Tries Out For The World Champion Houston Astros
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A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun
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A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State
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Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
