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It's The Size That Counts
Prince Charles says that his nose is not huge; and adds that his face is just too damn small.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Way Too Many Big Macs
Ivanka Trump says that her father eats so many Big Macs a day that he now smells like the biggest sesame seed in the world!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Now That's One Hell of A Drone!
The Ford Motor Co. Has Just Developed a Drone That Can Carry a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
It's Not The Size That Counts
Prince Charles recently stated that his nose is not gigantic and adds that his face is just too damn small.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Donald Trump Breaks A Record!
The former "Divider-in-Chief" has just received word that he is now officially hated in 183 of the world's 196 countries.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 September 2021
Poland Has Banned Polish Jokes
Any violators will be sent to Ethiopia.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
According To Research Studies
More research studies are needed in order to accurately reach a conclusive conclusion.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
Switzerland Bans Perfumes In Buildings
Authorities say that the smell interferes with the sweet aroma of Swiss Chocolate.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
Pakistani Baby Charged With Attempted Murder
The 9-month-old baby was caught throwing baby toys at a gas meter reader riding on a camel.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
Caracas, Venezuela Is In Chaos
Reports are that generals are running and admirals are swimming.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
David Letterman Says He'll Have To Try Harder
David Letterman says that he and Madonna have arm wrestled a total of 27 times and she has beaten him 24 times.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
Demi Moore Is Now Changing Her Tune
Demi Moore has said that she wants people to stop referring to her as a cougar because it makes her feel old.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
Anderson Cooper's Secret
Anderson Cooper recently said that if he was not gay he would love to make out with Scarlett Johansson.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
Sarah Palin - The Practical Joker
Bristol Palin said her mother named her after the motel where she was conceived; The Bristol Inn. She giggled and said she's just glad she wasn't conceived at The Ramada Inn.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
Paul McCartney Said He Did Not Like The Names Fido or Rover
Paul McCartney says that he named his very first dog "Hitler" after his high school geography teacher Mr. Hitler Wickingwood.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
Anderson Cooper Admits He Likes Cher and Kathy Griffin Fighting Over Him
He says that it makes him feel dainty.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
Mitt Romney's Big Secret
Old Mittens has admitted that he truly feels in his heart that he could have won the election if only he wasn't so damn rich.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
David Letterman's Same Sex Concern
David Letterman is concerned about himself because lately he says he has been having sexual fantasies about Jimmy Kimmel.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
Gary Busey Says He's Building A Drone
Gary said he got the directions from Paris Hilton (Oops!).
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
Alec Baldwin Says He's Saying Goodbye To The USA
He stated that he's fed up with the American Paparazzi always asking him if he's bipolar, or an atheist, or gay.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
Giddy Up Thar Miss Beulah
An Amish buggy is being sought in a hit and run. Police are looking for a black horse with one hell of a bruise on its side.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Simple Meow's Ain't Gonna Cut It
Most cats know when they are about to be neutered and will emit an ear piercing sound that rivals that of a crazed banshee giving birth to a 16-pound baby.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Like A Moth To A Flame
Moths are not really attracted to the flame as the cliché states. They are actually attracted to the smell of roasting marshmallows and wieners.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
A Fruity Subject
700 years ago oranges were actually purple and were known as purples.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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