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Governor Walz Becomes Kamala's Progressive "Go-fer" Drone
Minnesota Gov Walz is now buzzing along as the main male drone on the DNC Lefto-Marxist-Freako-Aborto-Illegal Alien Love-o ticket. Guess he doesn't know J.D.Vance is armed with a large can of Raid.
written by Trinculoman, 06 August 2024
Presidunce Biden Liable for Arrest in Finland for Child Assault
"Creepy" Joe at it again. Using his stinky tongue as weapon of slobber, he attacked a terrified Finnish child held by her Mother. Finnish cops demand his tongue be removed as evidence for trial.
written by Trinculoman, 14 July 2023
Geraldo Rivera Reveals His Next Gig After Being Kicked Out of Fox
Geraldo mused on his new dream job of hosting weekly TV re-runs of the "Pee Wee Herman" show on LU-LU. He'll provide run-on comments on how each show enlivens the psyche of a burnt-out ex-hippie hack.
written by Trinculoman, 05 July 2023
Governor Newson has a Special Source for his Unique Hair Gel
Thanks to the Gov's close relationship with Tyrant Xi, he gets barrels of his unique hair gel directly from the Chinese source -- the factory which renders boiled UyGhur fat.
written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2023
Some Perspective on Kum Kardashian's Sex News
The significance of K Kardashian's sex life is of the same universal import as that of a flea's fart sitting on a carbuncle on her ass.
written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2023
"Save the Queen" of Dufus Biden's Remark Revealed!
"Queen" remark by Presidunce Biden refered to Braddink Ambiguous, staff Drag Queen of the White House, who recently had an overdose from sniffing too deeply of Flaming RuPaul Essence. Bad trip, Man!
written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2023
Russia's Latest Drugging Scandal Calls For New Team Acronym
After the recent Olympic sanctions, the ROC team moniker is out. However, his Excellency, the Russian President is at-the-ready with a new one: the PUDUSSies -- Putin's Drugged-up Skatin' Serfies.
written by Trinculoman, 10 February 2022
Hunter Biden's Latest Scam: Humoungo Real Estate Dodge
Hunter's dive into world-wide property sales hit a snafu.With US withdrawal from Afghanistan nearing, Hunter thought he could 'sell 'it to the Chinese. "Back to yr hole!" said Xi, "We already own it!"
written by Trinculoman, 18 July 2021
Britney Spears is Back in Court to Sue For Constitutional Right
Plus the conservatorship battle, she has filed suit in the Supreme Court. Spears is demanding her 14th Amendment right to exercise Rumpus Wiggleissmus without any outside interference or censure.
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2021
A Science-Lab Watch Whistle-blower Reveals the Real Purpose Behind "Gain of Function" Research
The watchdog group insider disclosed that Fauci's secret funding of "gain of function" research had little to do with disease scrutiny and everything to do with Fauch's penile projectile problems.
written by Trinculoman, 29 May 2021
VP Harris Names Noted Film Star as "Cross-Border" Liaison
"Cackles" Harris appointed beloved cartoon character "Speedy" Gonzalez to this prime gig. Said "Cackles:"No body zips back'n'forth over The Wall better'n Speedy' He's my dude for border permeability!"
written by Trinculoman, 13 April 2021
"Bubba" Clinton Back in Action with "Empowering Women" Initiative
Quick off the mark with a new gig, "Bubba" will be the ramrod of the freshly launched "Empowering Women" program. Ex-Pres and inveterate molester grants all babes the right to fully use his member.
written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021
"Wired-up" Dopey Joe Flubs Lines, Claims to be a Black Woman
Yesterday's presser showed up Prez Joe at his dopiest. Wired up with an ear node and Susan Rice on other end mic, he proclaimed: As a kick-ass Black Mama, I'll do to the Man what he done to me!"
written by Trinculoman, 26 March 2021
Dr. Fauci Awarded Prestigious Government Honor
Fauci recently got the "Distinguished Deep-State Waffling Back-n-Forth Rhetoric Award" from the Washington DC Useless Bureaucrat Collective. Included is a stipend from the CCP Virus Promulgation Fund.
written by Trinculoman, 12 March 2021
Actual Reason for Sending White House Dogs Back to Delaware Revealed
WH Canine Director Bob "Scratchy" Fleebug disclosed that the Prez "Dopey" Joe was eating all of the dog food: "Couldn't keep a can ahead of him!" Dr.Jill is now trying to get Joe back on Gerber's Spam.
written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2021
Inveterate Enemy Collaborator John Kerry's Got a New Gig
"Treasonator" Kerry was dubbed "Coitus Liaison" when 'Dopey' Joe did his usual lip bumble. "Avec pleisir," responded Frog-0-phile John. He's planning many in-depth tete-a-tetes avec Madame Macron.
written by Trinculoman, 21 December 2020
Liz "Pocahontas" Warren is Peeved at Not Getting Treasury Secretary Nod
"Pokey" Warren has called in her band of Medicine Men to do a dance for evil spirits to further ravage the dried sponge brain of "Dopey" Joe. She also challenged Janet Yellen to a "squaw" knife fight.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Even Before Taking Office New Transportation Secretary is Issuing Mandates
Mayor Pete B got a fast start. TransSec-designee ditched outdated, hetero-biased confirmation B*S* and issued immediate mandates. All buses must fly Rainbow colors. All interstates renamed Gay Pathways.
written by Trinculoman, 19 December 2020
Democratic National Committee Adhered to a Basic Election Result Dictum from One of Their Key Forebears
In 2020 DNC scrupulously adhered to an election 'operational necessity' articulated by their political godfather, Joseph Stalin: "In an election, it doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts the votes."
written by Trinculoman, 21 November 2020
New York Governor Cuomo Issues Fiat That Only He Can Approve Any COVID-19 Vaccine
In his latest demogogic move, Da Gov won't allow use in NY of an FDA-approved vaccine unless he personally reviews and signs off. Ya see, it's gotta have a main component of Gumba meatballs to be OK.
written by Trinculoman, 29 September 2020
M. Voltaire Opines on The Hillary's Bleeping Speech at Demo Confab
The Hillary lecturing on what it takes to be President is like an atheist asserting the transcendent existence of God -- clueless in Chapaqua, blind in a dark wood. M. Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 20 August 2020
Gov Andrew Cuomo Touts 'Love' at Democratic Convention!
"Grim Reaper" Cuomo, responsible for more nursing home deaths than any spot in the world,burbles about 'Love!'. Gotta be 'Love of Meatballs,' cuz there's zippo empathy for those who lost "loved ones."
written by Trinculoman, 18 August 2020
On the Eve of the Demo Convention, Beto O'Rourke Has a New Gig
Beto has been assigned to wipe the drool off of "Loopy" Joe's chin during the frequent breaks when the DNC Presidential Nominee is off the video feed in its "virtual" convention.
written by Trinculoman, 16 August 2020
Mitt Romney Endorses Kamala Harris, Wants a Special Cabinet Post
Wannabe White House guy Mitt has given the nod to Kamala for President and forked over mega-bucks to the campaign. But there's a quid pro quo -- the Mittster will become Secretary of Female Binders.
written by Trinculoman, 14 August 2020
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