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Miss Piggy wins Brooklyn Museum award for porcine-faced women
Says she owes everything to her doppelgänger role model Chelsea Clinton
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Bill Clinton heads to Africa as foundation screwtinized
Bill and Hill's lousy slush fund rapidly going down the pan
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Saudi Arabia thwarts attack on US Embassy, arrests 93 terrist suspects
Mossad responds saying it all bears the hallmark of a classic Saudi inside job
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
Nigerian Army Rescues 200 Girls, 93 Women From Forest
That's Nottingham Forest football match where the silly dears had taken refuge following a Notts City 5-nil drubbing last weekend.
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
House of Lords chef tried to blow up a petrol station blames terrorist TV show
I was trying to flambe a joint of mutton, M'Lud, according to Halal principles of the Jihadi Cook Book
written by queen mudder, 26 April 2015
NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030
Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in Manhattan
Says he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, Syria
Jihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Extremist thwarts own deadly attack after accidentally shhoting himself in the foot
Best news counter-terror cops have heard all week
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Hahaha, you is toast!
Sign seen on radioactive-themed drone found on Japanese PM's office roof
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Shipwreck's 170-year-old champagne tastes like 'wet bear' says oenophile
Not sure if that's 'grizzly', 'panda' or 'bi-polar', you need to be an expert in the field to be 100% sure in such matters
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Lousy customer service payback?
Woman sentenced for shooting at McDonald's that twice forgot to put bacon in her Fatburger
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
GOP presidential wannabe Marco Rubio reaches out to gay conservatives
At least that's his excuse for getting caught in a clinch with Tom Cruise!
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Bourbon theft ring networked at mothball games?
Correction! make that softball games!
written by queen mudder, 22 April 2015
Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO
Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA
Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Bill and Chirlaine De Blasio coughed up just $44K in taxes for 2014
Maybe the couple have a touch of amnesia about all those PetroEcuador dividend checks checking into their Caribbean checking accounts?
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
$5m book advance boosts Governor Cuomo's annual income
Must be some awesome kiss-n-tell revelations abou his divorce from Kerry Kennedy for all that filthy lucre to land in his lap
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor
That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement
Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million
A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill
Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash
That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location
Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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