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Funny story: R. Kelly Is In Dire Crises

R. Kelly Is In Dire Crises

London Press: After R. Kelly was sentenced Wednesday to 30 years in prison, his lawyers filed an international human rights abuse case with the UN. They want to transfer Mr. Kelly to Bastoy prison in Norway. U.S. District Judge Anna Banana handed…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Brought Down The Wall

The US Supreme Court Brought Down The Wall

A blessing from heaven has come down upon the earth. The conservative majority in the U.S. Supreme Court has brought down the wall separating church and state in a series of new rulings. Satanists, Kwanzaa followers, Hindus Of Shiva's Heart, Worsh…

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Funny story: Barter Town In World Z

Barter Town In World Z

World Z News: World Z, located in the Andromeda Galaxy has just announced the creation of its first Barter establishment named 'Barter Town.' Explaining the interworking of the new trade system, located in the nation of Mangar, the Director of Com…

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Funny story: U.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons

U.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons

The Quacky Supreme Court brought down New York state’s system for issuing concealed weapons permits, ruling that the law requiring that applicants demonstrate “proper cause” and “good moral character” violates the Second Amendment. The 14th amendm…

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Funny story: France has gone crazy against freedom

France has gone crazy against freedom

France’s top administrative court ruled Tuesday against allowing body-covering “burkini” swimwear in public pools for religious reasons, arguing that it violates the principle of government neutrality toward religion. France has just violated a ba…

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Funny story: Understanding Juneteenth History

Understanding Juneteenth History

London: On June 19, 1865, enslaved European and African Americans in the US were told they were free. A century and a half later, people across the U.S. continue to celebrate the day, which is now a federal holiday. Juneteenth, an annual commemora…

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Funny story: When The World Once Died

When The World Once Died

An unexpected virus destroys eighty percent of the human race. Scientist quickly move to save humankind, by creating cyborg's that carry the human DNA of twenty percent of the human race. The cyborgs become the insurance policy for mankind. There…

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Funny story: China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

London— The Chinese media is reporting that the nation’s specialized five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST) has detected what appears to be signals used by ‘extraterrestrial civilizations‘. FAST is a radio telescope capable of pic…

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Funny story: Jesus Christ was a Gay man

Jesus Christ was a Gay man

London News: Based on scriptures Jesus Christ was always happy. When he bloody whipped money changers at his father's temple he was happy. If he were depressed without motivation, it would be difficult slashing someone's face apart with a horse whip.

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Funny story: Why does Cuba have a problem?

Why does Cuba have a problem?

London News: By some measures, Cuba is the most socially organized of the world's nations. So why is there poverty in Cuba? There seems to be a great deal of news article saying that Communism is responsible for the poverty. Stephen Einstein,…

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Funny story: France Is More Myth Than Reality

France Is More Myth Than Reality

London- For decades filmmaker's and author's have portrayed France as the country of lover's. It could be that France used to be a romantic country, but in modern times, France is no different from Bangladesh or New York City. After interviewin…

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Funny story: Religion is a fabrication of the mind

Religion is a fabrication of the mind

Paris, France- The question is not whether science can prove religion, but rather can religious believer's prove what they believe. They wouldn't be able to ask Jesus or Buddha to attend a national conference because they really don't care about t…

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Funny story: Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

Man Gets Caught Choking Chicken

A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…

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Funny story: The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…

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Funny story: The new Russian McDonald's

The new Russian McDonald's

Good things come to those who wait. McDonald's sold it's business to a local buyer in Russia after it was forced out of business by international sanctions. Dr. Zhivago who currently operates 25 McDonald's restaurants in Siberia, will take on the…

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Funny story: Marriage is becoming totally outdated in China

Marriage is becoming totally outdated in China

London: More than two-thirds of Chinese babies -- 77% -- are born to parents who are not married. This might be a shameful situation in Christian countries around the world. In the land of the East, it is a point of pride. China may have been colo…

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