Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country. Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs. The boom could…
The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma…
Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin Hood Volcano, nestled in the picturesque English Channel just off the coast of Portsmouth. Flasher has expressed grave concerns that the volcano could unlea…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - England's Bee's Knees News Agency reports that a huge volcano has just formed in the English Channel, off the coastal town of Portsmouth, England. One of England's most respected meteorologist Abner "The Bloke…
SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The Bravisimo Network is reporting that the famed American exploring team of Bettabicker and Fernandez has just discovered the largest volcano in history. The team of explorers came upon the volcano, w…
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama - (Satire News) - The state of Alabama has gone to a great expense to cap the state's only known volcano. The volcano, which was first discovered by bird hunter Caleb "Shotgun" Shaugnessy and his 13-year-old Boudro, has…
FUJINOMIYA, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just reported that the last time that Mount Fuji erupted was on December 16, 1707, at 4:25 in the morning. The volcano which was named after the very popular Japanese alcoholic bever…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The EPA, (the Enviromental Protection Agency) has just informed the inquiring public that an ancient volcano located just outside of Chitlins Creek, Alabama has been rumbling for about a week now. The volcano, which…
“Wha—Where are my glasses? A tsunami in Tonga? Where the fuck’s ‘Tonga’? Russian forces massing on Ukraine’s border? What the hell?” These are only some of the many questions the caretakers of an increasingly senescent Supreme Being have overhea…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Climate change activists were outraged by the recent massive underwater eruption that spewed tons of filthy ash over millions of square miles of our planet, an area believed to be controlled by the Environmental Protection Agency…
After observing a volcanic eruption on La Palma causing havoc on this wonderful island, a German housewife decided to have white cabbage for dinner, preceded by a boiling hot plate of leek soup! Her husband Fritz Schmitz, who possesses quite a vol…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the largest and oldest volcanoes in the south has just erupted spewing molten lave as high as 2,873 feet. Meteorologists had predicted to the day, when the 72,903-year-old volcano would erupt. The…
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that a huge volcano has just been discovered east of Pensacola. The volcano has been given the name Mt. St. Citrus. Reports coming out of the Plywood State point out that the Florida Hous…
OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...
SARASOTA, Florida – High-wire aerialist, Nik Wallenda, has been training to walk across an active volcano located a few miles outside of Managua, Nicaragua. The 41-year-old daredevil who is a 7th-generation member of he famed Flying Wallendas circ...
WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...
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