Washington, D.C. - America's favorite Muppet doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has admitted that he has taken 6453 Covid vaccine shots, and he feels totally fine! Fauci said that he has recieved so many shots because every time he meets someone that won'…
Americans who blanched at the unprecedented infringement of Constitutional freedoms they experienced in the form of lockdowns, church shutdowns, and business closures, all in the name of mitigating an illness with a sub-one-percent mortality rate, ha…
Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…
Why do some anti-vax people use Botox to eliminate lines and wrinkles but reject the Covid-19 vaccine that can save their life? Botox is made from a toxin. "Set it up, Joe. Let me have a shot between the eyes and get rid of my 11's.
California's recent enticements to encourage residents to get vaccinated has just taken an uptick, with new prize possibilities under consideration. Just days ago the state announced there will be $1.5 million cash prizes awarded to ten winners on…
Well, if you’re afraid of needles you ought to be very happy today! You should also be happy if you hate debates! The CDC has figured out a way to end the COVID-19 vaccine debate. A very happy Dr Fauci today announced the successful completion of a p…
US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday announced doctors across the country would begin phase one trials of an experimental version of the Sputnik coronavirus vaccine on thousands of Alexei Navalny supporters. "We are confident the new vacci…
Both CNN and BBC TV announced today their ability to cover the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines around the world is at risk due to a severe shortage of stock video footage of the vaccine manufacturing process. Anchor Chris Cuomo said on his Thursday e…
Disconcerted to find himself suffering from a recalcitrant case of COVID vaccine hesitancy, Hector Romano of Nashville, Tennessee, embarked on a journey to understand his own motives – and wound up confronting some painful personal truths. “I’m a…
The battle between countries to vaccinate their populations is escalating, with the EU now banning vaccine exports to the UK. They claim that the UK had already banned their own vaccine exports to the EU. "We don't want your pathetic British Oxfor…
A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…
Major news sources are now swarming to Mr. Gates and Mr. Fauci to get their views on recent developments with the current “warp-speed” covid vaccines. Not all these developments have been favorable, as Moderna, for example, has been forced to susp…
Following 13 deaths after vaccination in Norway, Dr. Steiner Madsen, of The Norwegian Medicines Agency, commented: “We do not see anything alarming with these figures. All deaths are in elderly and frail people with underlying diseases.” The…
Coronavirus bosses are currently working on 6 new strains of the virus but are hopeful, with careful testing, that one of them could be ready in the new year. The strains, currently being worked on by Covid-19, could be in the wider population as…
Inspired by Ryanair's “jab and go” advertising, a host of new promotional enterprises is now emerging on the world stage. However, Ryanair's cheerful “grab and go” discount offers have brought on some negative reaction. The pitch is a million s…
News of the Covid-19 vaccination process now indicates it is a two-stage process, jabs one month apart. Women are warned that infertility may accompany the vaccination during this two-month period. Also, a certain amount of discomfort, or pain…
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