PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina). North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said t…
FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate voted 77 to 23 to change the name that has been in existence for 132 years. State historian Burgess Biscuit, 63, stated that the state was originally named Upper Dakota, but it was chan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The 81st Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is underway and President Biden is highly upset. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that last year 461,307 bikers attended the rally and Fox New…
STURGIS, South Dakota – (Satire News) - The biggest coming-together of bikers anywhere in the world has just hit the tiny, little town of Sturgis, South Dakota. The local newspaper reported that the town is so small, that the stop signs are made o…
After gallivanting around the beaches of Florida, coronavirus strain HKU1 was disappointed to find itself in South Dakota. After hitching a ride on a young party animal who was travelling with college pals, HKU1 was distressed to find out that it ha…
MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA - A spokesman for the Corn Palace, a famous South Dakota landmark, announced today they have discovered the cause of the destruction of the structure. The Corn Palace, a large, ornate structure covered in decorative murals...
HARTFORD, Connecticut - It appears that plans for the state of Connecticut to purchase Mount Rushmore have fallen through. According to Pendragon Taffywood, a spokesperson for The Connecticut Committee To Buy Mount Rushmore, he and other officials...
PIERRE, South Dakota - In an unprecedented move that has not occurred in South Dakota since back in the 60s, the governor has issued a Governor's Directive closing down all North Korean restaurants. A spokesperson speaking from the steps of the go...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Willard Mitt Romney stood in front of Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills of South Dakota talking to a crowd estimated to be between 180 and 192 people. He told the people that he wants their vote so that he can move from hi...
Absolutely stunning, if true, a long hidden secret tracing its way back to pre-Columbian prairie cultures has finally been revealed in North Dakota, USA. How could such a phenomenon have been kept hidden for centuries? The answer seems to lie in on...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The downward-spiraling economy has truly had an adverse affect on everyone and everything. CNN is reporting that due to the nation's economic woes the states of North Dakota and South Dakota have decided to merge into one...
South Dakota, 3-06-08 - Thank you for making me your Democratic nominee. You, the America people have spoken; you have chosen me to represent you. You have given me the delegates and popular votes.
The entire state of South Dakota caught fire and burned to a cinder this afternoon leaving one family homeless, according to a report by the North Dakota News.
MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.
Rabid City, South Dakota - (Ass Press): Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys the French clearly know a thing or two when it comes to portraying the good old fashioned all-American way of life as lived by the residents of one South Dakota town, Rabid...
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