LONDON – (Satire News) – There is no one in the United Kingdom who is happier at the moment that Sarah "The Red Babe" Ferguson, the Duchess of York. Fergie, as she is known world-wide, has just been informed that sales of her magenta-colored desig…
(NOT EDITED) A wicked smell was detected coming out of an ancient priest's foot-locker deep down in Pruem Cathedral's catacomb. Pruem is a town lodged between green hills faraway in the Eifel area of Germany. Locals have always wondered why such a…
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...
White House Chief of Staff, Pete Rouse claims the White House mail room is awash in a sea of flip-flop sandals being mailed to the President in protest of his most recent backing down on tax cuts to the wealthy. Unlike the millions of tea bags tha...
In the wake of the President Bush - Iraqi shoe-throwing incident, another head of state was victimized by a copy-cat footwear attack. Pope Benedict XVI was Pope-mobiling through his usual drive-by benedictions in Saint Peter's Square yesterday morni...
An American tourist was shot and killed by anti-terror police yesterday in London yesterday after what police described as "a serious breach of anti-terror laws'. Tourist Hank Redneck, 57, was visiting the UK during a holiday with his family that...
GLASGOW - Failed music store 'Fopp', who so candidly went into administration, closed down all their shops and left hundreds of workers unpaid - has now been demoted to making flip-flops (sandals for you Americans, or is it the other way roun...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
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