During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated…
Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…
Nancy Pelosi, on congressional business, visited Japan, the Philippines and South Korea. In the Philippines she saw Imelda Marco's new shoe collection - now that Imelda's son is President - and the money is rolling in again. While in South Korea…
The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…
Freedom. Democracy. Rights for all people, not just some. Peace. Love. And the strange fact that, if Putin wants to expand to borders of Russia, getting them back to where they were when Soviet Russia took over and consumed half of Eas…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to curb violence in the city is facing an unprecedented dateline. This past year, there were 777 homicides reported in Chicago, ending the deadliest year in a quarter century. With the present p…
White House sources close to President Donald Trump have said that he is seething over as-yet unsubstantiated reports that restaurants in Wuhan are, once more, serving Bat Soup to customers. Wuhan is the city where the Coronavirus first leapt into...
While most climate scientists agree that it wasn't exactly good news when United States president Donald Trump formally withdrew from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, thereby rapidly accelerating the risk of a deadly nuclear...
I regularly hear people talking about Uranium, and how dangerous it is. About how harmful it can be if it isn't handled correctly, and without the strictest of precautions being taken. But, I think to myself, "it's only Uranium; just how dangerous...
Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...
The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...
When I was growing up in the 1970s, there was a lot of talk of Nuclear War. "The threat of Nuclear War is all around us", we were told, and the mere thought of it was enough to make you shudder with fright. In Hull, a leaflet was available entitle...
While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...
Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...
The Dopes were still alive and moved into the once-vacant fallout shelter in our next door neighbor's yard. How I wish they didn't survive the economic collapse, food crisis, power grid failure, nuclear radiation, radioactive ticks, acid banana cream pie rain, unselfies, or the pepperoni yogurt shortage. They are so awkward and strange. Who comes over to their neighbor's house and says, "Hi! How a...
After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...
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