HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood has broken the story that three famous soccer players will be starring in a movie about one of soccer's greatest players. The motion picture will star Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and D…
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Pampas of Argentina state that the two best soccer players in South America are bickering like high school schoolgirls over which one is the best player in Argentina. Lionel…
Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either. Maradona, 60, won th…
In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…
Many obituaries aspire to greatness, but few can match the memorials this week for lard-arsed coke-fiend Diego Maradona, who died aged 60. "I couldn't believe what I was reading," said death expert Geoff Ashes. "It's what we in the business call l…
Diego Maradona, the Argentine footballing genius that almost-singlehandedly derailed England's World Cup dream in Mexico, in 1986, in a bizarre incident that became known as the 'Hand of God', has been involved in yet another incident springing from…
Despite many protests from the Argentinian Catholic Church (they demanded exclusive rights for being the only 'gays' in Argentina) the government have decided to legalise 'gay' weddings. As soon as the law was passed a very surprising candidate f...
Diego Maradona arrived back in Buenos Aries with his defeated and deflated Argentinian World Cup squad yesterday, and promptly refused to apologise for a remark he made in South Africa suggesting that Pele belonged in a museum. Insiders say that B...
ARGENTINA 0 GERMANY 4 - It was the result that nobody expected in the World Cup quarter final between these two footballing giants last night, and after the fourth goal had gone in, the disconsolate Argentine coach Diego Maradona summed up the feelin...
The entire Argentinean football team has been in intensive physio for three days in preparation for the match with Germany. The players are all suffering various degrees of back trouble after being on the receiving end of hugs and kisses from their c...
The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup. If Argentina e...
Buenos Aires, Argentina: Vroom, vroom, snarled the Mini, as the 'Hand of God' was at the wheel. "What an ***hole you are," the mouth attached to the 'Hand of God' shouted from Gods' Mini. "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over,...
The two greatest Argentine footballers of the last 30 years are set to record a song for the World Cup called El Futbol es Voler a Casa. Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi will be accompanied by the lead singer of top Argentine pop group Relampago S...
Scottish hate mobs filled the streets of Glasgow last night demanding the head of Bela the Shar pei. Speaking through an interpreter, ring leader Hamish McTrossack said: "Maradoana is a national hero here in Scoatland. That duig should be castrati...
Argentinian football coach Maradona's earrings were deemed worthless yesterday after being confiscated by Italian police in an effort to recover unpaid taxes. Maradona's earrings were nabbed while he was resting at a health clinic, to help pay bac...
Fresh from returning after his death defying battle with the giant squid, Governor Schwarzenegger was called to San diego to solve the problem of the endangered seals on the Children's Cove Beach. A local judge had ordered the evacuation of the seals...
Former England defender Terry Butcher, now the Scotland assistant coach, regurgitated his now-famous acrimonious dispute with all things Argentinian last night, but also started a new row at the Scotland v. Argentina game when he refused to shake han...
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