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Funny story: Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...

Unfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...

This notice actually appeared on the Facebook page of Jackson, Wyoming Steals and Deals website: Hello Jackson Hole. I have a bunch of free stuff that will end up in a landfill and am hoping someone can use these items. Large spools - good for…

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Funny story: Amtrak Now Offering 'Boxcar Seating'

Amtrak Now Offering 'Boxcar Seating'

Amtrak, known for mostly keeping their trains on the track, have announced that starting today, they will be offering $2 boxcar services, to accommodate the growing number of low wage commuters, and ticket-dodgers. "Our crackerjack marketing team…

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Funny story: Lonely old f*ck takes jab for stipend; offers other arm for further scientific research

Lonely old f*ck takes jab for stipend; offers other arm for further scientific research

News of the Covid-19 vaccination process now indicates it is a two-stage process, jabs one month apart. Women are warned that infertility may accompany the vaccination during this two-month period. Also, a certain amount of discomfort, or pain…

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Funny story: The Duke of Umbridge

The Duke of Umbridge

Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…

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Funny story: Government Cut Backs On Park Benches To Go Ahead

Government Cut Backs On Park Benches To Go Ahead

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that the austerity cuts that the country has experienced during the last few years are set to continue, with further cuts, this time to park benches, in a bid to clean up the streets of the vast numbers of...

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Funny story: Pacific Gas & Electric plans shutdown of power to entire state of California

Pacific Gas & Electric plans shutdown of power to entire state of California

Due to the latest outbreak of fire caused by its own faulty transmission wires, PG&E has said it simply can’t afford too many more homeless bringing lawsuits against the company. Once again, as with the recent horrific Kincaid fire in Northern...

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Funny story: San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

San Francisco wealthy experiencing the came back and bit you on the ass syndrome

As the wealthy know, being wealthy and getting away with it is a very good thing--but there could be a problem. Wealth tilts out at the other end to a non-wealth homeless-getting-worse problem, and an economic system gone to sleep. But of cours...

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Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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Funny story: Google announces the householder-less house

Google announces the householder-less house

Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...

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Funny story: The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The Big Woop's Nefarious Plot to Undermine Capitalism

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden Pigsty (or, if you prefer, of the Houses of Perishing in Warminster). And you have you forgotten already about the millions of peo...

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Funny story: Pope hopes to clean up

Pope hopes to clean up

To show the compassion of the church, Pope Frances ordered Vatican barbers to offer homeless men and women a shave and a haircut for "two bits" (twenty-five cents). The proceeds, the pontiff said, will be added to the church's "coffers," except in th...

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Funny story: Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Explains Politics

Jay Leno Explains Politics

As Jay Leno winds down his career, many have noticed a new "bite" in some of his jokes and comments. Last night proved to be no exception as the late night comic gave his take on the current American political scene. The following is a word for wor...

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Funny story: America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. By General Wolfgang Puck America Heritage Foundation. "We Offer Final Solutions To America's Problems." Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of course, many of them are hungry. As part of what is increasingly called the "war on the homeless" local governments and businesses are united in tryi...

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Funny story: Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...

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Funny story: Asheville to house the homeless in trees with the help of the Sierra Club

Asheville to house the homeless in trees with the help of the Sierra Club

Asheville North Carolina has developed an original idea for dealing with the homeless population: put them in trees. Fed up with justified accusations of not doing anything for the city's homeless, the officers and board of directors colluded with...

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