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Funny story: The Anne Heche Motorsport 500

The Anne Heche Motorsport 500

Welcome, sports fans, to the First Annual (maybe) Anne Heche Motorsport 500! Join us now as the race is already in progress. And Anne Heche in the Mini Cooper (really? She’s a millionaire and she speeds around L.A. in a Mini?) is going around t…

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Funny story: Anti-Masking Protest ends badly: 36 vehicles damaged

Anti-Masking Protest ends badly: 36 vehicles damaged

Tragedy struck today at an anti-mask protest in downtown Springfield, MA. Over 600 people attended the rally at City Hall Plaza on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Protesters were whipped into a frenzy by a rousing speech delivered by activist le…

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Funny story: Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah, the world's most famous grey haired psychic has been arrested for suspicion of driving whilst under the influence, something that he has embraced. "Derek has stated to the police that he was under the influence of spirits whilst driv...

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Funny story: Medium and Spirit Guide fail to foresee car crash

Medium and Spirit Guide fail to foresee car crash

An 81-year-old TV psychic has been charged with careless driving following a car crash in Merseyside. Derek Acorker, widely known as a Fakir type of medium similar to Indian Fakirs was driving an old American Ghostbusters type white Estate car and...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

Daytona, Florida -- A rumored NASCAR plan to shower its loyal fans with free souvenirs ran into a glitch at the end of its Nationwide Series race here. The idea was to launch a "piñata car" into the home stretch fence just before the competitors...

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Funny story: Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Pedestrian dies after being hit by seven cars

Cheers turned to tears after a series of 'accidents' on the A58 near Halifax - all involving the same pedestrian. Brad Lee Bruzed was well-known in the area as a prolific jay-walker. According to friends and relatives he was attempting to beat th...

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Funny story: Five People Hurt in Cash

Five People Hurt in Cash

Five greedy people were injured - one seriously - in a massive pile of cash on the M62 near Manchester. Dozens of motorists stopped near an overhead bridge as huge bags of money were dropped onto the motorway. Drivers and their passengers were...

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Funny story: Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

Too Soon? A New Study Says Never

A new study from Oxbridge University has shown that when it comes to comedy, it can never be too soon. The study, which was conducted in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, examined the reactions of 150 parents when told a joke about their newborn's l...

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Funny story: Alan Partridge Reverses Into Joe Pasquale

Alan Partridge Reverses Into Joe Pasquale

Alan Partridge, the controversial broadcaster whose autobiography was released earlier this month, was left red faced after reversing his Lexus into high pitched funny-man Joe Pasquale. Both men were left shaken but unhurt after the incident in t...

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Funny story: Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.

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Funny story: Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...

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Funny story: I35 Fender Bender Leaves Man With Head Jammed Firmly Up His Own Ass

I35 Fender Bender Leaves Man With Head Jammed Firmly Up His Own Ass

Emporia, Kansas, - Seasoned law enforcement veterans from Emporia had to take a time out today after attending the scene of a horrific car crash on I35, which left one man with his head jammed so far up his own ass that he was able to chew on his own...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

The Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Crashes Into A Police Car

FLORENCE, Italy - The cast of The Jersey Shore seems to somehow manage to stay on the front pages of the Italian news media. The Daily Vino reports that one of the shows stars, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the little bitty actress and a female companion were driving in Florence looking for a nice pizza parlor. As their Fiat Multipla approached an intersection Polizzi did not notice that there wa...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Princess Diana Death Photos Offered To Disreputable News Organisation

Photos of a dying Princess Diana being extraced from a crashed vehicle in a Paris underpass close by the Pont D'Alma have been offered to controversial UK based news agency, Skoob News International, for a substantial sum. Following a lengthy meet...

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Funny story: Car Crash on Motorway Reminds Nation of Death of Diana

Car Crash on Motorway Reminds Nation of Death of Diana

BIRMINGHAM - Known for the fact that nearly every motorway in the country passes through it, a multi-vehicle pile-up reminds us of the fragility of human life, especially that of Princess Diana. The collision occurred at 2.45pm between Junction 6...

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Funny story: Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Manchester City supporter Darren Braithwaite has been fined £500 and jailed for 7 days after being found guilty of displaying a car sticker that was "grossly offensive and detrimental to public safety.". The City fan put the sticker - a 2 feet by...

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