BULOXI, Mississippi - (Entertainment Satire) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle has just revealed that the Miss Pussywillow, Mississippi contestant Mandy Mills has been disqualified. According to reporter Bacardi Cheyenne, Miss Mills told one of…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – This year’s San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant was held at the famed Sidesaddle Coliseum in Chinatown. The event, in it’s 27th year, has become the premier transgender pageant in the entire nation. Contesta…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Bravisimo Network has just divulged that the winner of the 2021 Girl USA Beauty Pageant has been stripped of her title, her crown, her sash, and her $200,000 college scholarship. The B Network stated that Miss Alaba…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…
PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The 30 contestants who were to have participated in the 2021 Arizona Beauty Pageant have just found out that the pageant has been cancelled. Pageant coordinator, Yarvonna Pumpkinstone, 51, told the news media tha…
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Spoof News) - Officials with the New Jersey Miss America Beauty Pageant have just announced that the 1957 winner, Daniella Quistowitz, has been disqualified. Pageant spokesperson Kitty Muskogee apologized to the contestants w…
T&A City, Nude Joisey--Ms. Virginia advanced in the Ms. Amerika Contest after her politically correct, although sexist, response to the National Foosball League (NFL) controversy concerning players who “take a knee” during the playing of the US n...
It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...
Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...
An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...
Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...
Miss Algeria Sharifa Boudine has told the organisers of the Miss Hands-Around-The-World competition that she cannot attend because she will not be allowed to wear traditional Moslem style dress which features Burqu'ua. Madamoiselle Boudine said to...
BOGATA -- Paola Builes Aristzabal, who won the title of Miss Antioquia by showing off her curvaceous figure, was "shocked" to learn that she has been disqualified as a contestant in the Miss Columbia beauty pageant. Judges stripped the naughty Mis...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...
HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...
DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants. Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the page...
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