According to Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza New, the World Wrestling Federation has just announced that the three Mississippi Ku Klux Klan members who claimed that Chief Buffalo Belly assaulted them in the parking lot of a Natchez, Mississippi, Mc…
The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will be starring in a wrestling movie. The two Puerto Rican babes will be starring in the Tri Moon Film production titled, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babe…
The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
Just like the sneaky bastard he is … Donald “Spank Me, Stormy” Trump has been found dead of an apparent heart attack! Isn’t that just like him to avoid going to court – and not to sue somebody into giving him more money – but in the orange with hi…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - An up and coming female wrestler from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with using very lewd language and extremely disorderly conduct while inside a Jack in the Box fast food restaurant. The…
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - (Sports Satire) - The New York State Wrestling Guild (NYSWG) has just learned from the guild physician that Alabama wrestler Lili The Dixie Dumpster, has been found to have a penis. The female wrestler, whose real name is L…
PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Sports Territory) - Sportsapalooza announces that China's number one wrestler Ling Foo Fuk, who stands 6' 9" and weighs 269 pounds has just married a midget with the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus. Pia Confet…
THE BRONX, New York - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Tortilla Torres with The Sports Mirror covered the championship wrestling match between The American Wrestling Federation champion Chief Buffalo Belly and the European champion, Fritz The Nefarious Naz…
Welcome to Madison Square Garden and the World Wrestling Federation’s No-Holds-Barred, Cage Match, Hammer-Slammer – oops, no wait, sorry … Welcome to ring side here on the floor of the House of Representatives! And it’s a solid and hilarious fa…
The BBC reports that Alan 'Nasty' Nash, age 63, after 17 consecutive Toe Wrestling Championships, is retiring. Here is his retirement speech, verbatim, because I’m a lazy journo and you don’t pay me. The old toes ain't what they used to be, H…
BROOKLYN - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a very popular female wrestler who is a member of The American National Wrestling Alliance (ANWA) claims that the Trumpian made some extremely sexualized contact with…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Monica Lewinsky recently appeared on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show. And at 48, the famous former White House intern, clearly shows that she can still hang with the young political groupies. Lewinsky, wearing her infamous b…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - World Wrestling Federation wrestler Mona Nectarview, who wrestles under the name "The Krazy Krusher," has just made an offer to the Trumptard. Mona, who has been wrestling professionally ever since she was 14-year…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Wrestling Federation has just reported that the new wrestling champ of America is 31-year-old Chief Buffalo Belly, who uses the wrestling name “The Last of The Mohicans.” The chief beat the very popluar…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has revealed that 93 ex-Ohio State University wrestlers are alleging that Jim “The Vibrating Tongue” Jordan secretly drew charcoal drawings of their male members (cocks).
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – (Satire News) – Sportsapalooza News reports that a female wrestler from Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis wrestled and beat four male wrestlers in record time. Officials with the National Collegiate Wrestling Fede…
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