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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Ivanka Told Him He Better Get His Ass Into The Witness Protection Program Immediately If Not Sooner

Donald Trump Says That Ivanka Told Him He Better Get His Ass Into The Witness Protection Program Immediately If Not Sooner

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Ivanka Trump household is that Trump’s favorite child is worried as shit that her daddio, as she has called him since she was 8, will soon be locked up for a long, long time. Ivanka recently sp…

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Funny story: Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own protection, and so that they can be offered appropriate su...

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Funny story: Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection

Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection

Former Children's TV presenter Rod Hull, the owner of Emu and the curliest hair on television is not dead. According to the history books, Rod Hull fell off the roof of his house while adjusting the aerial on his roof. "When we came up with tha...

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Funny story: Casey Anthony Released From Prison And It Is Believed That She Will Go Into Hiding With Gilbert Gottfried

Casey Anthony Released From Prison And It Is Believed That She Will Go Into Hiding With Gilbert Gottfried

ORLANDO, Florida - Casey Anthony walked out of Orlando's Seedless Orange Prison For Women amid dozens of loud, boisterous chants consisting of every four letter word ever written. A reporter for The Big Apple Gazette Fitzwater Ribicoff reported th...

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Funny story: Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Apparently not realizing that Meadowlands is a fictional town created by the premium cable network Showtime, Karl Rove announced through a spokesman late this evening that he will be moving there next Sunday.

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