Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c…
The Kentucky Legislature, with a supermajority of Republicans, is proposing a law that every citizen’s birth date, from (the Bill in part reads) “the year of our Lord 2024, shall be set at the moment of conception.” Opponents to the Republican B…
Boom Boom News China has just voted that Thailand's ladyboy population is by far the prettiest, the sexiest, and the most submissive of any transgender group in Asia. Thailand has always led the world's countries in providing the "Sissyboi's" with…
Local trans teen Billy Johnson who was born Mary Lovelace devised steps in a hellish plot to secretly transition into a male. Her dad Racoon Lovelace spoke of his struggles to adapt to his daughter’s condition, "My therapist advised me to allow he…
Rupert Murdoch, like all millionaires and billionaires, hates losing money. But times are always a-changin'. Rupert got successfully sued – something he thought he'd never see in his ancient lifetime – and it scared him into thinking that even ric…
A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…
Ronnie DontSayIt (or however you spell it) has come out of the closet! He was locked in when the janitor left for the night, and he did some long hard thinking until the sun came up. Why doesn’t Ron like transexual people? Why the vocal hatred?…
To spite Ron DeSantis, major British publishers have sent out a call to all writers – please write as many children’s books involving transsexuals as possible. In fact, the publishers are even thinking about rewriting old kid’s books with ONLY transs…
Led by the most feared Latin American gang, MS 12.5, undocumented Mexicans, Central, and South Americans dressed in orange vests carrying leaf blowers and shouting "Yes we can" in Espanol descended on our nation's capital roaring their leaf blowers…
A new health food store has opened in Oklahoma, and many of the locals don’t like it … but not for the reason you think. It’s called “Trans Fat”, which is an odd name for a health food store. The Americans are okay with the word “fat” since, to th…
China has opened its doors to all trans people. Wow! You’d think they would hate anyone who’s different, but a spokeslady for Chinese theatre has said: “Oh no, we love men dressed as woman in Chinese theatre. When the trans people of the world com…
As any salesman will tell you, it’s lonely on the road. Especially when you have to travel all over the world selling whatever product you got. Well, the Thai government knows how tough it is for a western salesman to be so far from home. Here…
Georgina Santos is no longer welcome on that side of the aisle. He/She went to a party and dressed as a woman, maybe even did kid’s parties and runway shows, and the GOP are not amused. “He’s one of them!” an anonymous senator said. “A groomer! Th…
No stranger to self-reflection, 38-year-old Campbell Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, reported being stumped when his 17-year-old niece, Candace (she/her), asked him what his "pronouns" were. “I think I fell asleep during that part of English class…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvre's reporter Tahiti Zeppelin reports that the cutest transgender dog in the USA is named Fufi Fondue. Fufi who belongs to female impersonator RuPaul, beat out a group of 69 canines to win the covet…
SNOW BLIZZARD, Colorado - (Satire News) - Sporting Chance Magazine has just uncovered the real story behind the woman who has just been chosen America's Top Collegiate Cheerleader. Hercules Confetti with SCM, stated that Lizzy Pompatelli, 21, of D…
TOPANGA CANYON, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has stated that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump (alias The Sexual Predator) has had many rendezvous' with a very good-looking transgender woman from Rancho Cucamonga named Melody Vixon, 29…
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