“Dear Mr. President…” No, no, no. Way too respectful... “To Joe Biden…” No. Still too considerate… “To Uncle Joe, perveyer of all things woke and unnecessary, as they become a national cancer to the American Patriot psyche…” Yes, that’s it. {No…
The latest way to give an edge to your Tennis game is Strategic Toilet Breaks and many of them. You also have to be an excellent Tennis player - but the Toilet break properly used can Demoralize your opponent, break his Concentration, knock him…
WIMBLEDON, England - (Satire News) - The Wimbledon Tennis Tournament Guild (WTTG) has finally announced why French tennis player Claude Jean Du Poupon, 27, was disqualified. According to France's Ooh La La News Agency, Du Poupon, who has a temper…
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
Dateline in Time: 1985 - Boris Becker became a golden boy in tennis at 17-years-old, kissing the Wimbledon trophy, becoming a superstar overnight, and amassing immense riches over the years. Now he’s in trouble for not giving money to the right pe…
After playing a vitally important role in a vitally important tennis match tennis ball John Bartholemew is complaining about a headache. 'Don't get me wrong' said John 'I will always be grateful for the exposure, but when you are being hit about o…
Well, what a final that was. The ball went up then down then up again across the screen, like a game of Pong but on grass. It was literally riveting, and I was glued to my screen for the full two hours, or however long it was. It felt like longer.
The choice, as it always has, will be between Football or Tennis on Sunday, as people watch some very fit, very rich people kick a football around in a park, or knock a ball over a net on a court. Football or Tennis? Tennis or Football. Which do y…
Naomi Osaka, the Japanese tennis starlet who is through to the semi-finals of the Women's US Open after her victory over Shelby Rogers, has revealed that she has achieved the first item on her list of 'Three Wishes' made when she was just a little g…
NEW YORK CITY – Plans are underway to have a benefit tennis match in New York City, between two of the tennis world’s greatest players. Maria Sharapova, who is considered the prettiest, sexiest, and best lasagne-maker to ever swing a racket, has a…
It's just been announced that this year's Wimbledon tennis championships WILL go ahead, after all - but not as usual. The Championships, which are, and have been, ever since 1877, staged at the All England Club in London, SW19, will undergo a majo...
CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...
A major controversy is brewing at the BBC this evening, after it was announced that the 'A Question of Sport' host, former tennis star, Sue Barker, is to be replaced on the show by a cardboard cut-out of herself. Barker, 63, was a surprise choice...
Serena Williams, the winner of 39 Grand Slam tennis titles, and who has spent an incredible 319 weeks of her career as Women's number 1, finally decided to call it a day yesterday, and announced her retirement from the game. Williams, 37, chose, i...
It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...
Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...
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