Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
Three states have voted to finally ban the notorious menace of telemarketing calls, putting an end to the incessant intrusion. The three states leading the charge are Vermont, Rhode Island, and Alaska, championing the cause against these pesky pho…
The Arkansas state legislature has united in their quest to rid the state of the pestilence known as telemarketers. With an overwhelming majority of 99 legislators in favor and just one rogue dissenting voice, the decision to banish these obnoxiou…
After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...
Washington, D. C. The First International Anti-Robocall/Anti-Telemarketer Convention convened here this morning, opening with a rousing prayer, below, given by a minister ordained via email by the Internet Gospel church. "Dear Lord. Since the Fe...
Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...
As you dash out of the shower soaking wet to pick up the phone, hoping it will be a phone call from your boyfriend, who you had been waiting for by the phone all day, is indeed another prince charming awaiting your presence, Mr Telemarketer. But at the same time he awaits every person living in your district. "Hello," an Indian voice greets you, "I am from the Australian Telstra Company. I und...
Dead 'Lost Boy' actor Corey Haim's cell phone has been bombarded by unscrupulous telemarketers, who apparently unaware that the insomniac star is actually dead have been falling all over themselves trying to sell him all kinds of crap, which would ha...
An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...
United Kingdom Prime Minister Gordon Brown declared today that the biggest threats to humanity in the context of the modern world were not swine flu or Somali pirates but pesty telemarketers ringing people at inappropriate times. Brown believes t...
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