The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma…
El Salvador has vowed to become the New Switzerland of the Americas in a few years' time, thanks to crypto. The leader of the tiny Central American country has cut taxes for tons of things, especially for anyone who wants to invent stuff and make…
A new island has mysteriously popped up in the Channel between Britain and France. The island is all stone, rising 500 feet, creating a wall around the interior—a sight reminiscent of Lord of the Rings (which was filmed in New Zealand, so think of th…
BERN, Switizerland - (Spoof News) - Hold onto your tulips, folks! Switzerland has been shaken to its core by a massive 7.7 earthquake that hit at 4:04 am Tijuana, Mexico, time, and sent shockwaves through the country's beloved tulip industry. Lucy…
Who is this man known as Klaus Schwab? I, Hefty Baggie, the world’s most intrepid reporter, went deep undercover and put on my lederhosen to scale the highest mountain in Switzerland, where I found the World Economic Forum secret hideaway and Supe…
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - President Ignazio Daniele Giovanni Cassis of Switzerland, has just informed the Swiss people that he is responding to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy asking the countries of the world for help. President…
BERN, Switizerland - (World Satire) - President Ignazio Cassis, has just told his fellow countrymen that in the interest of wiping out tyranny in the world, he will be sending Switzerland's lone patrol torpedo boat to the Ukraine to help in the Ukrai…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…
Russia has done it! Well, no, the little Dictator Vladimir Putin has done it. Traditionally a neutral nation, like the Vatican, Switzerland has asked the North Atlantic Treaty Organization if they could join their organization. NATO said, “Sure!”…
Having a baby is often a life threatening experience. But to have to dodge bombs, be carried out of a hospital on a stretcher, across the street to a bomb shelter and have a baby there is a travesty. Russian people would never approve of that kind of…
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Land of Swiss Cocoa confirm that the tiny neutral country has hit the big time regarding drugs. The Swiss Department of Hard Core Drugs is reporting that the largest drug cartel in G…
WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…
Switzerland is about to invade Afghanistan. The reasoning is Afghanistan must be invaded by someone, and Switzerland felt they had to get into the action before Canada or Finland. And besides, what else does Switzerland have to do all day besides…
WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…
GENEVA, Switizerland – (Satire News) – The leaders of the two greatest nations on the face of the earth met at the Biden-Putin Summit in Geneva, and they had some good, drawn out, heated discussions. First they talked about the Summer Olympics in…
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