TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – Tokyo police were tipped off that a pawn shop in downtown Tokyo had 17 Summer Olympic bronze medals in their possession. Yoshiku Nanashaki, owner of The Saki & Sushi Pawn Shop, refused to tell the police who had broug…
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…
TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…
TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Summer Olympic officials were shocked beyond belief when a routine search of the Zimbabwe Olympic team turned up an illegal blowgun. The blowgun known commercially as the Zebra Z-19, is extremely dangerous and unlike most t…
POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After much deliberating, the World Summer Olympic Committee has decided that twerking will no longer be an Olympic event beginning with the upcoming Summer Olympics. A spokesperson for the WSOC stated that the rea…
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - In a highly secret, behind the scenes, "blue blood grass effort", the sport of Fox Hunting is being touted as the next new Summer Olympic event. An unidentified source has revealed several highly influential supporters from...
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - The International Olympic Committee announced today it is reconsidering Rio De Janeiro as the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics. "Something very disturbing has come to our attention," says Jean Longet, spokesman for the Com...
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - All the world, except possibly for the United States, is in a tizzy of anticipation to see who is going to qualify to compete in badminton at the Summer Olympics in Rio in 2016. China, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea have se...
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