Washington - U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and his Committee Chairman of the Judiciary Jim Jordan announced the formation of a select committee to investigate allegations of excessive investigations taking place in Washington D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just commented that Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona, has joined the ranks of assholes like Joe Manchin as she has switched her party affiliation…
Washington DC - A crew of electrified fence contractors were spotted unloading sections of electrified fencing into the back of the congressional halls this week, ahead of the mid term elections. When asked, the lead fence guy reported that yes, '…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Political pundits from Beaver Lips, Oregon to Duck Dung, Alabama, are all predicting that the Dems are going to do some big time ass-kicking, and when the damn dust settles, the US senate will be as blue as the waters…
Say it ain't so, Joe! So a native son of New Jersey is running for the US Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Huh? Did he get lost? That's almost like Canadian Ted Cruz representing Texas in the US Senate. And the Canadian even has his eye on the White Hous…
Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – It’s being reported by the highly reputable Chicago Daily Wind, that Krysten Sinema has just been named the Most Hated Turncoat Bitch in America. Sinema, whose parents apparently did not know how to spell worth a shit [It…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Senate minority leader Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell was recently asked about the widespread rumor that he owns an official KKK hood and robe. McConnell almost choked on the slice of Pizza Hut pepperoni pizz…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…
Unable to print enough money to fund spending, DC to go bankrupt this coming Tuesday night at midnight. Establishment Washington OUTRAGED to discover being liberal doesn't mean you never have to pay your bills. Biden blames Trump. "If former pr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Demo…
Washington - Ohio Representative Jim Jordan, who was just eliminated from participation in a January 6 Capitol Riot special committee formed by Nancy Pelosi, was visibly disappointed at a news conference in which he appeared with House minority chair…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Sparks flew all over the place at the latest Delta Dawn Virus Senate Hearing when President Biden’s Chief Medical Director Dr. Anthony Fauci lit into Senator Rand Paul, and literally turned the Kentucky hillbilly in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…
Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, Ted Cruz is now the most despised senator in the history of the United States senate. BF's Sonora Cahoots spoke with several Republican senators who said that Cruz is a damn embarrassment t…
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – An evangelical group calling itself The Anti-Democratic Crusaders, has been trying for the past four years to get the words vagina and penis, banned from public places in Iowa, such as nail salons, strip lounges, mass…
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