London, UK - Always looking to gain the upper edge on the competition, some travel booking websites are now offering tickets for refugees to be smuggled to the destination of their choice. Indeed, we checked several top name travel sites and found…
Under a new agreement with NASA, any asylum seekers crossing the English Channel will be detained on the Moon at an estimated cost of £10 million per person. The new rules apply to anyone arriving by sea - whether in a dinghy, a P&O Ferry or t…
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Ukraine state that tens of thousands of it’s citizens are leaving the country post-haste due to the Russian invasion, as well as the spider monkey infestation. One report stated that three pla…
The war in Ukraine has led to the largest humanitarian crisis in Europe since the Second World War. Over a million refugees have fled the country so far. Most European nations have agreed to accept a large number of them, but the UK is lagging behind…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris, in her capacity as the second most-powerful person in the country, has announced that she has diverted an Afghani C-17 cargo plane loaded with close to 1,000 refugees that was headed to the USA t…
The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...
The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...
If you take a good look at the coastline of Haiti, you will see plenty of garbage, debris, flies, and fecal matter. It is no surprise, that in light of this and President Trump's comments, Haiti is set to change its name to Shithole. Haiti's Presi...
Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...
Scottish border authorities are being overrun by English refugees hoping to escape the "madness"! Nicola Sturgeon has ordered Scottish bricklayers, dressed in kilts of course, to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, hoping the "wind will blow high, laddie" so...
A real life hijack in Malta is to be filmed because it's cheaper than the one that was actually being filmed! As soon as the film crew realised there was a real hijacking taking place, they fired the actors without pay and purchased the rights to...
The UK Prime Minister David Cameron has said that he will agree to accept 3,000 young refugees into the country, but only on the condition that they are "not oiks". In a speech to the Conservative party he said that it was always regrettable when...
Following the discriminatory wristband scandal in Cardiff, where refugees were required to wear coloured bands to ensure they could be identified by staff serving meals, the government has apologized unreservedly and has introduced measures which, th...
"Well, fuck!" said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, "It's not like anyone else wants to come here. Yes, the double meaning --I said 'come'-- is intentional: After a typical eighty-hour work week, while subsisting on 1200 calories a day, the averag...
Jeremy Corbyn has today vowed that he would turn Downing Street into a refugee centre. Speaking from one of the spare bedrooms in his North London detached house, Corbyn said this: "We need to show compassion. We need to show the world we are pre...
At Downing Street, Mr and Mrs Cameron have vacated two rooms in the attic to create space for a Somalian family of 13. "We all need to pull our fingers out", explained Mr Cameron enigmatically. Rooms at Buckingham Palace were not yet available, ex...
In a startling development, German authorities have discovered that 75 per cent of all refugees arriving over the last three months are Mexicans carrying false Syrian passports. Even more startling, links to Donald Trump have been uncovered! Sec...
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