In the "What The Hell Department???" Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the Miss March Madness of 2020, has just been arrested up in Walla Walla, Washington. Miss Bazooka noted that Valerie "Blondie" McTower,…
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just written that the Idol franchise now includes 56 countries all over the world from Arabian Idol to Cambodian Idol and from Singaporean Idol to Brazilian Idol. Mi…
A secret video has been released from Jerusalem, where holiness is king. “Two Rabbis and a Cup”. Speaks volumes, if you know the reference, but since it’s rabbis with the cup, and rabbis are apparently holy, according to them, then the cup also…
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has stated that America's Pussy Grabber, (aka The Orange Whale), has been spotted by Florida state detectives cavorting with pussy cats. Trump was observed at a Motel 6 in downtown Palm Be…
A spokesman for the fast growing Church of Satan said they are proceeding to put in an offer in for the Manchester Red Devils. 'It is a good fit for our business plan of taking over the Earth in Satan's name' - he said. Fans will be cheering Sata…
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - Vox Populi has stated that Donald Trump (i.e. the pussy grabber) repeatedly groped and grabbed a retired 93-year-old elementary school teacher's vagina (cunt) at Michelle Obama Elementary School in Key West, Ho…
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The eldest of the five hot, sexy, RICH Kardashian sisters, (Kim) spoke with Tinsel Town reporter Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kardashian told the award-winning celeb reporter that she has never missed…
Hooters is vying to be the premier Sports Bar in the nation and may cut a good deal with the NFL for many millions of bucks. Plans include renaming the Football as the 'Hoot Ball', which will have Hooters on it in big letters. Announcers will ada…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, tells BuzzFuzz that the biggest selling item (by far) at Buck House has just become the Meghan Markle Bobblehead Doll. He noted that as soon as the "Meggie" dolls go on the shelves…
BOISE, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Idaho state senate has listened to the citizens of the Potato State, and they have voted to ban ribbed condoms. State Senator Gardenia P. Kryler, 47, of Idaho Falls, said that she has always hated having her husb…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Washington, D.C.'s most eligible bachelorette has just gone in to get some female bikini landscaping done. The famed, award-winning TTT reporter said that he…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, has been saying that she's sick and tired of all the rampant rumors that are flying out of the countless rumor mills scattered throughout the nation. The 48-year-ol…
In about 1 in 100, 000 births our creative God (or possibly Goddess) - Jehovah, God, Allah, etc. - gives a Child both sets of sex organs. This is called an Intersex child. Doreen was such a child - is now an adult. Her parents did not let Do…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just informed the flying public that the largest corporation in the entire world has just purchased JetBlue Airlines. Cloud 9 reporter Lexi Aspen spoke with a spokesperson for the huge airline a…
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