The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless fami…
Bismarck's TV Channel 2 is reporting that the state legislature of North Dakota will be voting on a bill to change the name of the state. For several years now, a majority of North Dakotans have wanted to change the name of the state from North Da…
Flaccidia, that not-very-impressive country located east of Portugal but west of China, is considering a name change to rectify its unfortunate reputation as the baby carrot of nations. Prime Minister Justus MacPolo explained, "We're actually a bi…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has just released a groundbreaking list of the world's top 10 most vulgar named cities. According to MNS investigative reporter Joaquin Cerveza, the list was compiled by scouring through obscu…
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - Some of the most fickle and unforgiving fans in the NFL are the fans of the Chicago Bears. The season ticket holders recently voted, by a vote of 12,942 to 803 to change the name of the lowly (3-14) Bears. One long-t…
I never trust anybody named George. George Washington was a terrorist insurgent with wooden teeth and an axe behind his back, ready and waiting to kill, kill, KILL! George HW Bush started the First Gulf War to make himself not look like a wimp,…
CHESAPEAKE, Virginia - (Satire News) - Dollar Tree is an American discount variety store. It operates 16,213 stores throughout the nation. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza, stated that the store that sells most of its items for $1.25,incl…
14-year-old schoolboy Matt Hancock has set up an online support group for anyone who shares a name with a celebrity. 'Yes' said Matt 'I thought it was time for a group like this. Not every person called Matt Hancock is like the politician. Some of…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest organic natural food supermarket chain in America has just made a name-changing announcement. A franchise spokesperson, for the company that is owned by Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, has informed the news me…
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - (Satire News) - The nation's largest intercity bus service has just announced that it will be honoring the millions of African-Americans who have used their bus service. Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, wrote that…
CHUCK WAGON, Texas - (Satire News) - The America Foodie News Agency has just let it be known that one of the largest and most popular buffalo wings restaurants in the nation has decided to drop the name Wing Stop. Chain spokesperson Bernardo Flick…
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia - (Satire News) - One of the largest chicken restaurants in the world Chick fil-A, has decided to change its corporate name. A recent QuinniPinni Poll showed that a majority of the American people do not like the way the compa…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - Sandstone, the Afghanistan national news agency, has just reported that the most popular male name in the Taliban-controlled country is no longer Mohammad, Abdul, or Ahmad. Sandstone has revealed that the most…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - The Board of Directors of SeaWorld, the world famous marine mammal park, ride theme park, and oceanarium has voted to change the name of the aquatic themed park. The board voted 7 to 6 to change the name from Se…
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - (Satire News) - After several attempts the down under country of New Zealand has finally voted to change its name. President Jacinda "You Go Girl" Arden, the president of New Zealand, said that after talking about it for…
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