Sportsapalooza sports writer Pia Confetti had a front-row seat at the Miami Marlins vs. Boston Red Sox game, witnessing a remarkable display of power and precision. Miss Confetti, a longtime acquaintance of Marlins' majority owner Bruce "Shermy" S…
MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the Miami Marlins, Don Mattingly, told reporters that his players are having a hell of time playing in the dreaded Hurricane State heat. He noted that one of his starting infielders got sick after drinking…
MIAMI - Since the Dan Marino Era came to an end, Dolphins football has never been the same. The front office has scurried the open market like an addict looking for a quick fix - mulishly passing on Drew Brees in the process. And like most junkies,...
Suspended Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen says his "I love Fidel Castro" remark was misinterpreted because his Spanish is the polar opposite of the Spanish dialect spoken by Cuban American in Miami. "My Venezuelan Spanish is far more elegant...
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