Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause…
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
A few weeks after they were chased through the streets of New York City for over 2 hours like dogs, Harry and Meghan have released the much-anticipated tell-all book about the incident. The book, titled ed, tell-all book about the incident. The book,…
Despite media reports saying she wouldn't attend the coronation, Meghan Markle, or Merkle or MarkieMark, made an unexpected appearance. She stood, biting her tongue, as she gazed at the grandeur, trying to resist the urge to shout to the flying buttr…
Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…
Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
Ambition is great. It brought humanity out of the stone age to the high-tech world of Silicon Valley. Ambition has given humanity penicillin, television, automobiles, fast food, and Lean Cuisines. Ambition is the wind-up clock of evolution and lif…
Married to a US citizen, could Prince Harry apply for US unemployment benefits? If so, it’s a good guess, but he’d certainly have to drop the title of Prince. Instead, he would be just Harry Windsor Mountbatten. Hmmm, that still sounds a little title…
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
Harry’s beard got stuck inside Meghan’s asshole last night – AGAIN! And emergency crews were called to the scene. “I was just, you know, seeing what was up there –” “He’s always had his head up my ass,” Meghan broke in while smoking a long non-…
It may have been an early Sunday morning hoax or King Charles with an open mike. Nevertheless, Sunday morning on You-Tube, there was a photograph of King Charles on the screen, and King Charles prepared to make a public announcement about why Harry a…
Harry and Meghan were spotted by paparazzi in the Maldives Islands, half naked, rolling around in the tropical surf, and feeding each other shrimp cocktails. But there was something strange, reported Super Paparazzi, Enzo Lambourgini … … they…
Harry and Meghan are worried that they won’t have ROYAL MONEY coming in for their entire lives. Instead, they may have to get jobs. Just kidding, they won’t. But they like to keep busy. Harry wrote a book about his worries, possibly called “My Str…
Rumor had it Queen Elizabeth II got ticked off at Meghan Markle after multiple offenses and had her kicked out of the UK. Could the Queen do that? When aides told her majesty Queen Elizabeth that Meghan had canceled a scheduled appearance, th…
Prince Harry’s memoirs broke a record in nonfiction book sales, but not everybody’s thrilled with the Duke of Sussex. Especially controversial is a passage in which the prince discusses getting frostbite on his “todger” during an ill-advised trip to…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Meghan Markle's new book really hits the British press and the British royalty right below the belt; and well it should. The fantastically revealing, behind-the-scenes book is titled "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that having seen "Harry and Meghan," she would have to agree that it is a fantastic look at the "Real Story" behind the scenes of Buck House, as Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham…
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