Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now trying to acquire more fame by doing things only a C-list celebrity would do to try to get back on top and be loved again. He’s going to try and beat up another techno nerd who also wan…
Where the hell is Mark Zuckerberg? No one has seen or heard from the CEO of Facebook for a long, long time. One might think it is because Elon Musk can’t shut up for two goddamn seconds, so he’s drowning out all the other internet billionaires.
Mark Zuckerberg has created a Meta Universe where cartoon versions of himself can meet cartoon versions of himself. Or friends of his, if he has any. Or where geeks from around the world can play with themselves (as cartoons; their porn accounts have…
If only the world could be re-created so that people liked it better. The world as it stands now sucks. But there are a couple of problems to face. One: there is no such thing as a time machine. Two: whoever re-creates the world will do so, lik…
“And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Mark Zuckerberg wants to create a fictional world and make it real. Just like all religions do! He wants to build a metaverse where you and I…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…
GALVESTON, Texas – (Satire News) – Three of the world’s richest dudes have just gotten together to form the world’s biggest corporation. The company which has been named The 3 Kings, is based in Galveston, because the city gave them 203 acres free…
Nostradamus predicted the 'End of the World' would arrive on the 04.10.2021, and it happened as Zuckerberg's Instagram, Facebook, What's App, sunk into a massive cyber black abyss for six hours! Global news reported millions of social media junkie…
(UNEDITED) Dead as a 'Dodo', extinct, Jurassic, dinosaur, Facebook, has finally 'bitten the dust' among young people who hate anything their mum's and dad's participate in! A survey completed by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) has re…
The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...
In a bid to resurrect its faltering reputation, and in the face of a possible US$3billion fine, Facebook Nerd-in-Chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided to clean up his corrupt organisation. Not before time, you might say. In a surprise and hastily-c...
During his Congressional testimony, Zuckerberg was perched on a booster cushion to, well, give him a boost. In the long hours of testimony he became very attached to the booster cushion, so much so that when his testimony was over, he refused to s...
In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...
HEAVEN—Cambridge Analytica has some big wins under its belt—Brexit, the election of Uhuru Kenyatta in Kenya, and Donald Trump in the Confederate States of America, but the company pulled off one of its biggest sells just last week, when it rigged an...
U.S. lawmakers peppered Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with questions about the social media platform when he testified before the Senate Subcommittee on Grandstanding and Pontificating this week. “Mr. Zuckerberg, there’s something I find very troub...
Jack Nickelson, Steve Wozaniak, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, Woody Allen, Seth Macfarlane, Steven hawking, Richard Dawkins Bill Mahr, Facebook Mark Zukerberg, Matt Damon and other famous atheists and agnostics are enlisting people to join prayer groups.
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