The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Lo…
Well it is no secret that the Chinese people love watching basketball. Next to the National Rik Shaw Races, which are held in November, this year's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in the entire republic of China. In fact China…
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
Pico de Gallo, who covered March Madness for his publication The Sports Bet Gazette, has learned from the dean of Oregon State that his school will not be participating in the 2024 March Madness extravaganza. Dean Sherman F. Silverrust told Mr. de…
In a stunning twist that has left NCAA March Madness fans shocked, Coach Lomax Lincazewski of the San Diego State Aztecs has dropped a bombshell: SDS may sit out the 2024 March Madness tournament. According to Pico de Gallo from The Sports Bet Gaz…
(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…
ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Spoof Sports) - In yet another March Madness behind-the-scenes-scandal, comes word that one of the head coaches, actually became so upset with one of his players holier-than-thou attitude, that he picked him up, and body slamm…
LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette reports that two of the starting players for Swamp State College got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with two players for Massachusetts State University prior to their game.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders. A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
Indianapolis, IN – Two years later, the NCAA still has yet to escape that moment when the world became aware of a major disparity between the men’s and women’s sides of the vaunted March Madness tournament. While the men’s teams had access to full g…
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…
Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…
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