Putin has started a nation-wide campaign to change all the Russian history books to reflect the changes he has in mind about Russian history. First on the chopping block: all the Eastern European countries that were forced to assimilate into the S…
A gorgeous Chicago man, recently separated, is looking to get back in the game. The last time he hit on a woman the "stain" on the Blue Dress was wet. He cannot resist "swinging for the fences" with his current triad of pick-up lines: * What w…
London- For decades filmmaker's and author's have portrayed France as the country of lover's. It could be that France used to be a romantic country, but in modern times, France is no different from Bangladesh or New York City. After interviewin…
Chutney on the Fritz least eligible bachelor Brian Asshat has once again bought all of the Post Office's Valentine's Cards. 'Yes,' said Brian. 'As I have done for years, I will be sending a Valentine card to all of the women in the hamlet, I mean…
NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…
Atlantic City, New Jersey. Woof Bluster reporting with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Word has reached the HQ for the Miss America Pageant that a contestant in the pageant 70 years ago has upheld her Miss America contract by refusing t…
Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…
Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…
A man reading a book became so hateful of one of its female characters, that he claims he would have liked to have killed her with his own bare hands, or, in a variety of other ways. The book in question, 'Une Page d'Amour', by Émile Zola, was bei…
A middle-aged man rambling that, in his youth, he’d seen The Smiths in Madchester during the BritPop music scene, has had it pointed out by his wife that his youth ended in 1981, two years before The Smiths, who’d split up before Madchester, which is…
A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of gods that determine your chances of winning love, there are three that govern your destiny. Listed in decreasing order of probability, they are SLIM, NONE and FAT. For those of you who are in love, and wear a…
Lionel Richie, the American Idol judge and former chart-topping soul singer who had a number 1 hit single with 'Hello' back in 1983, has received formal notification that the person to whom the song was being sung, was not looking for him. Richie,...
In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...
When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...
Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...
Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...
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