He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
The Hague, Holland: After being sent to the local DIY shop by her hubby, who damaged his back doing DIY's on the house, a Dutch woman, Yolanda van de Duin, was last seen rummaging around aisles searching for several pieces required for painting an in…
There was a potential crisis in the making, yesterday morning, when one man who was in an extreme rush to get out of the house to go somewhere, was forced into a delay when he couldn't find his fucking keys. An excursion, with his wife and two chi…
A man who has been missing since the beginning of the lockdown is thought to be still lost in a West Midlands branch of Ikea. Ladies man, Brian Asshat, was just looking for some Billy Bookcases, and some picture frames, but hasn't been seen on the…
“It’ll turn up somewhere, I’m sure,” said Troy Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, of his mind, which he temporarily misplaced somewhere between home and work. “No big deal. It is a little inconvenient, though." For the time being, said Biggs, he’s doi...
In another story that, frankly, takes a lot of believing, but which is absolutely true, a man driving a motorbike home from the pub had to stop and ask people for directions to his house, as he couldn't find it. The incident happened in the Battam...
LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...
Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...
A TV Producer has come under worldwide scrutiny after admitting today that the missing Malaysian Airliner was part of a viral marketing campaign for a new season of Lost. "We had no idea it would go this far," an inside source said. "At first...
"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster. "I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from e...
A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...
A four year old child wandered out of a town centre crèche today, sparking off a massive hunt. The unnamed toddler was left in the care of KIDZ PLACE nursery and subsequently went missing between story time and snack time. Unbelievably the tod...
We spoke to some stocky man who claimed he was an insider of David Haye's camp yesterday, and he claimed that Haye will come out if retirement in March to fight Vitali Klitschko, elder brother of Wladimir, who shook him in Hamburg last year. At on...
The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...
A number of apparently 'lost' British exploitation films, originally made between the 1950's and the mid 1980's are to be released in digitally remastered DVD and Blu Ray format from Monday. The films were made using sets and costumes from bigger...
There were tears of joy spread today in the little town of Punta Gorda, Florida, as the family of Melvin Wordsmithe are set to gather round him after a remarkable discovery when he was found nearly two years after going missing from the family's bac...
We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...
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