Hákarl News: The world has thanked Justin Welby for his generosity and goodwill today after he accepted to raise two orphaned twin donkeys from a Ukraine zoo. They have now been welcomed into Welby's home after arriving through the Ukraine visa sc…
Justin Welby, aka the Archbishop of Canterbury, is recovering from a smiting by God after he was caught speeding. Welby, who presided over King Charles III's coronation last week, was convicted by Lavender Hill Magistrates Court of driving at 25mp…
The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway). Attendi...
The new Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today confirmed in the position only because others being considered as candidates were eliminated from the running due to various factors. Saintly Simon Cowell was eliminated from the running at...
Texas - "Frackin' unbelievable!" is how one Big Oil source put it today following the announcement that a former Enterprise Oil hasbeen is to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. "Still, we won't be trumped by this downmarket appointment while Ex...
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