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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him

Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, also known as 'Punchable Face' to his detractors, has once again bailed out on his Canadianistic duties at home, and left the country for the eighth time in less than 6 months. So far Trudeau has ditched his…

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Funny story: Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

French law has recently been changed, following a change in Canadian law as well. Which states, “Speech is no longer protected by Freedom of Speech, unless ordered by the Great and Holy Leader.” Which means, if the Leader, or anyone he or she…

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Funny story: Biden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada

Biden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada

Biden called Canada “China” and got big laughs! So after the show he went to an Ottawa comedy club and did five minutes of killer material. Here are some of Joe’s jokes: “Why can’t Justin Trudeau be a good democratic leader? ‘Cuz the Chinese fo…

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Funny story: Spoof Corrections And Apologies

Spoof Corrections And Apologies

Occasionally the Spoof discovers an error in its reporting of daily events, and would like to take this opportunity to rectify these errors. An early Spoof news article from 19,612 B.C. quoted a caveman named 'Rarg' as saying, "Ug ug ! Grog gug u…

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Funny story: Rambo Trudeau Saving Haiti from Crips & Bloods

Rambo Trudeau Saving Haiti from Crips & Bloods

Canada has sent its military down to Haiti to break up some gang action. Really? This is what the Canuck military does? Will they be heading to do some drive-by damage to the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles next? Does Canada not have gangs of its…

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Funny story: Justin vs. Xi: To Starch or Not to Starch?

Justin vs. Xi: To Starch or Not to Starch?

Reports have just come in about Justin Trudeau and the Head of China, Xi, having words, then Justin filmed wandering away as though he had a Mr. Big in his drawers. What was not shown later that day was what is reported in the following transcript…

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Funny story: Throwing Illegal Snowballs in Trudeau’s Blackface

Throwing Illegal Snowballs in Trudeau’s Blackface

Snow balls will soon be made illegal in Canada, just before winter sets in, as decreed by His Lord and Worship, Justin Trudeau. (aka, Al Jolson.) Trudeau’s ratings have fallen in the polls. Canadians on all sides of the aisle don’t like the guy an…

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Funny story: How To and How Not to Hate in Canada

How To and How Not to Hate in Canada

When is the pot and kettle black? Which is blacker than the other? There are laws in various countries which mean well, except they were passed by politicians of little brain. It’s easy to make a law first, and then wonder about the full ramifica…

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Funny story: When A Haircut Is News

When A Haircut Is News

Justin Trudeau got a haircut, and he looks like Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb & Dumber’. How dare those who made this comparison speak ill of that wonderful movie! “Kick his ass, Seabass!” “You boys been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicin…

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Funny story: Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…

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Funny story: If The Canadian Prime Minister Visits Your Country...Run Away! Run Away!

If The Canadian Prime Minister Visits Your Country...Run Away! Run Away!

Facsimile Prime Minister of Canada and present-day Typhoid Mary, Justin Trudeau, is planning to meet with global leaders for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and the G7 and NATO summits, as well. Presently, the coiffured Canadian P.M.

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Funny story: Old Friend Trudeau

Old Friend Trudeau

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, and his cabinet have officially declared that Russia is engaged in genocide against Ukraine. When asked about the Chinese genocide of the Uyghur people, Trudeau said, “Duuuuuuuuuh ... nope, it’s OK.” Shortly aft…

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…

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Funny story: The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…

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Funny story: Canada's Trudeau emerges from months of self-isolation, wonders if this the year to wear blackface Halloween costume again

Canada's Trudeau emerges from months of self-isolation, wonders if this the year to wear blackface Halloween costume again

After months of self-isolation watching Happy Days reruns and Harry Potter movies on Netflix with his kids, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly spent most of Wednesday morning asking friends and staffers whether this Halloween was the o…

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Funny story: Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Wacky Canadian leader Justin Trudeau angrily denounced Donald Trump for the deaths of the innocent passengers on the Ukrainian passenger jet blown up by mistake by an Iranian missile, saying this was caused by the US assassination of Iranian Quds Gen...

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Funny story: World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...

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