BILLINGSGATE POST: Forget the miles and miles of lizard-killing solar energy panels that spoil our great outdoors. Forget the ubiquitous windmills that dot our prairies and seas. Forget the promising use of hydrogen fuel to run our engines; likewis…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Old habits die hard. Sniffin’ Joe Biden’s peculiar penchant for surreptitiously sneaking up behind unsuspecting chicks, putting his lecherous mitts on their quaking shoulders, and then doing a snorkel-less deep dive into the back…
A great stride forward today in relations between China and the US as President Biden signs a historic trade deal. The deal will more than double US imports from China in exchange for a six-figure salary at a Chinese firm for President Biden's son, H…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden, addressing his campaign promise to tear down Trump’s stupid, useless, expensive-as-hell wall, said it will be completely torn down by Easter. The President met with a group of construction offici…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, informed the press corps that, so far, President Biden has signed 273 Presidential Executive Orders cancelling all the dumb, stupid-ass shit orders that Trump signed. She st…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House press secretary Jen Psaki, during her first press conference, stated that, unlike Trump’s press secretaries, Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kayleigh McEnany, she will tell the truth, she won’t…
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