Do you have people in your country who want to go to another country because your country sucks? Well, look no further, my friend. Here at the Immigrant Delivery Service, we will send lots of boats – big and small, sometimes just ramshackle rafts…
(NYC) Following the inane, misguided pre-election publicity stunt by Texas Governor Greg Abbott to send busloads of apprehended illegal immigrants to the Big Apple, Mayor Adams has reciprocated in a magnanimous gesture of interstate cooperation, by s…
Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…
D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…
DEL RIO, Texs – (Satire News) – The U.S. Border Patrol has just stated that there are currently close to 21,000 citizens of Haitian descent living beneath Del Rio’s Hillary Clinton Honorary Bridge. Most are women and children who left Haiti becaus…
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – (Satire News) – Prime Minister Mark Rutte wants the people of the Netherlands to know that he hears them, and that he will be cracking down on the tremendous amount of illegal aliens entering the Netherlands. The prime min…
EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...
LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo sector of the Border Patrol has stated that the apprehension of illegal immigrants has dropped by 98%. BP spokesperson, Benardo Poggenpohl, said that in his conversation with one of the Guatemalan detainees, he was told,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...
A half-dozen Taylor Knott-Swift fans slept on the street awaiting their chance to see their idol. They hadn't eaten in days and needed a bath. Since Taylor was “singing” in New York City, rather than in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or San Diego, her d...
The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...
The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...
"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...
In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asyl...
Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the US from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000 has been placed on the...
The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...
A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...
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