American driver’s licenses and other ID will be returning to the past, and having a person’s religious affiliation on it. What’s your religion? Does it matter? The future American government is giving itself the right to know, and to judge you on it.
ST. LOUIS, MO - Information Security Officer, Jeremy Taylor, fell victim to identity theft after giving a company-wide presentation on social engineering, a technique used by hackers to psychologically manipulate employees into divulging confidential...
Norman Steele, father of three from Liverpool is the unluckiest man in the UK when it comes to identity theft. His identity has been stolen by scammers on approximately 47 occasions since 2001. And that's the ones he knows about! It's not unusual...
We've all done it. Go on, admit it. It's not a crime. In a moment of vanity I Googled myself and there it was - 67,000 entries. My name all over the Internet. I was smug. Ha! My literary exploits have made me internationally famous, but then what was that? A website in my name? Bastard. Let's read it. "Paxton Quigley, a well-known author, firearms instructor and author, covers the why...
Washington, DC-President Barack Obama's identity was stolen recently when he was trying on clothes at an upscale shopping mall and lost his wallet while in the dressing room. The wallet was stolen right under the noses of the Secret Service. After th...
The Pride of the Apple iPhone 4, Siri, has been caught cloning identities and stealing credit card data. The artificially intelligent assistant on the phone has been using Bluetooth to connect to nearby unencrypted phones and extract any credit card...
Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
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With the increasing use of Facial Recognition to access computers, there is a move towards making them more secure. "Currently," said chief software developer at Facial Recognition Organisation Group, Freddie Kermit, "these systems are quite secur...
News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassin...
TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...
Austin, Texas - It was recently discovered that Social Security numbers and other information of about 3.5 million people were placed on a public server for about a year. The Texas Comptroller's office was very surprised and angered when 12-year...
Private Eye got onto him first. That's how I got to know about it as one of their freelances. In fact, he contacted them from Heathrow airport. He was angry they told me and to take care. But he had a story. He was none other than J.K.Rowling's secret boyfriend from many years back. I imagined he would be weedy, bookish, a nerd. He was the guy she never talked about and only mention...
Identity Theft seems like a problem of the computer age but more and more non-computer users seem to be targeted. The elderly in particular are increasingly reporting becoming victims of this new crime. Marjorie Stevens of 10 Bettsworth Cresent ha...
(Nippintucket, OH) An Ohio woman has been convicted of an unusual form of identity theft. US Prosecuting Attorney Robert Ungar Rammson said the elderly woman, Gedda L. Ott, had over the years filled out credit card applications sent to relatives w...
Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
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