Something unprecedented happened in a hockey match. The head referee of the match gave a five-minute penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct but released the player after sitting for 3 minutes and 11 seconds. Ice hockey referee Makoa Einarsson explain…
New York, NY – If you’ve watched any professional hockey at all this season, or even just glanced at the standings, you’ll know that two squads really stand out for how badly they suck. Those two teams just happen to be a couple of California clubs…
The ice hockey skate is being reinvented. A new skate will have a battery layer between the shoe part and the skate part - sort of a three-part skate. A computer and a battery (like an electric bicycle battery) will give Hockey players several 2-…
BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency has announced that the highly touted Peruvian women’s ice hockey team has been sent home. According to Olympic Committee officials, it was discovered that in Peru’s gam…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The National Hockey League's Chicago Blackhawks organization is using the attorney-client privilege clause in order to not have to address the alleged 2019 Zamboni Sex Scandal. Sports reporter Zorro La Bamba, with The Spo…
Local athlete Jeff Miller announced today he can't wait for the restart of his men's ice hockey league so he can stay up-to-date with the latest news and pubic hair fashions. "While chatting about stocks or listening to the latest raunchy joke, I…
SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…
Hockey is a sport steeped in tradition. Unfortunately it's a tradition of supplying nicknames for its arenas that are way off track. Here are the top six offenders... 1.The Brink...not an official name. But used excessively during playoff season,. How would you like to be on the Brink all the time? 2. The Garden...A soft name for a brutal game... Brutal and a half if you count Knick appearan...
The Arizona Coyotes have reinstalled Nick Boynton as the team's radio analyst. Boynton was suspended by the NHL team after he was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, harassment, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, and obstruction of government...
The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...
(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix. Ms. Gretzky, who rece...
Putting up a fine effort, the Detroit Red Wings go down in game one of the Western Conference semi-finals, losing to the San Jose Sharks 4 to 3. The top seeded Sharks expected to take at least one game in their own house, but the win gives them an...
N.Y N.Y : After a heated playoff serious the Rangers and the Flyers got into a wild bench clearing brawl tonight at the Garden. The fight escalated in to the streets where police got involved using water cannons and rubber bullets to subdue the r...
PHOENIX - The Phoenix Coyotes of the National Hockey League have announced that they will be moving north, way up north to Sukkertoppen, Greenland after the 2009 season. Co-owners of the Coyotes Jerry Moyes and Wayne Gretzky are upset at the team'...
PARAMUS, New Jersey - The bad state of the United States economy is causing many companies and corporations to relocate overseas. Even the world of sports has now been affected. The weekly sports publication 'Balls, Balls, & Pucks' is reporting t...
VANCOUVER, CANADA: With the prospect of 20 million dollars dangling before his eyes, you would think Mats Sundin would bite - and bite hard. But for some reason, the procrastinating, dithering Swede has driven Vancouver Canucks GM Mike Gillis stir-...
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