In an effort to level the playing field, the Dodgers are inviting the Rabbis of Perpetual Circumcision to participate in their Gay Pride celebration scheduled for June 16. Reacting to criticism from the Catholic Church that it is not kosher to all…
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…
I can’t figure who or what these Proud Boys are. According to Wikipedia, the group was founded by a white Canadian guy who was once a comedian. So was the Proud Boys started as a joke that got out of hand? The name for the group came from a song i…
I tried a new gym the other day and saw Ron DeSantis on the bench press. I went up and asked if he was a member, and after staring at my crotch for a solid thirty seconds, he said, “Yeah, I pump. I pump hard. See my lats and delts and pecs? T…
Liberal Holland renowned for being oh so liberal in all aspects of modern life, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, is now devastated after their PM, Mijnheer Rutten, enduring a Dutch tabloid witch hunt has 'Come Out' at last! However, in contrary to w…
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…
A man was removed from an ASDA in Plymouth after becoming enraged at a number of “Gay Pride Gnomes” that the megastore was selling. The man who is known locally for his love of bellowing at pigeons and claiming tall trees are part of the “queer a...
There was once a farmer who lived on a farm. The farm had an old barn, and in the barn, a wise old owl used to spend his evenings watching and listening for mice, so that he could enjoy one for his supper. The farmer's name was Brian Farmer. He li...
In Butte, Montana, an unusual event is due to take place later this month. While many cities around the world are celebrating gay pride with a parade, in Butte a group of homophobes will march through the streets. Organiser Geoff Muncher explaine...
Unnamed sources have claimed that the White House asked for a warship named after "President" Donald Trump's late rival, Senator John McCain, to be obscured during the president's trip to Japan. Following the reports, the Navy Chief of Information...
Heterosexuals everywhere are celebrating tonight, after 'straight relationships' were given a governmental worldwide seal of approval, and 24 August pencilled-in for a 'Straight Pride Day', including a march through major cities all over the globe.
In the latest Batman US TV series it seems that several transgender, gay, and lesbian issues have been upgraded to adapt to modern times (apart from down south where Rednecks tend to be straight and only have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood as their he...
Bafta host and high-brow comic, so gay in a Parisian way, Stephen Fry, has revealed he believes his past life led him to where he is now; a hunted, wounded clown! After being rather rude to several BAFTA winners, Fry told his I year-old husband (N...
The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...
Thomas Hitzelberger, after announcing to the world that he is gay, actually meant he is "happy" and used gay in its original form to explain how he feels today, gay in other words. The soccer world has gone completely crazy in supporting Thomas an...
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