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Funny story: Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

As Covid-19 runs rampant throughout the UK, premiership football team Aston Villa have been hit full on, as their entire senior squad is completely out of action due to the virus. Even manager, Dean Smith, will be absent from the FA Cup clash with…

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Scores Fantastic Goal During Extra Time In Training

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Scores Fantastic Goal During Extra Time In Training

As the return of Premier League football gets ever nearer, there was good news for Manchester United this week, when centeal defender and captain, Harry Maguire, showed he is 'raring to go' by scoring a fantastic individual goal during training. U...

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Funny story: FA Cup fever continues despite pandemic

FA Cup fever continues despite pandemic

After a month of delay due to the coronavirus, the quarter finals of the FA Cup have been rescheduled. Teams were asked to carry out thorough coronavirus testing, and, if they pass, then the next round can be held in empty stadiums. Leicester were...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea

Liverpool FC: FA Say Same Team Must Play At Chelsea

After the dust had settled on a memorable victory for the Liverpool under-23 side in their FA Cup 4th-round replay against Shrewsbury Town at Anfield last night, there was a shock in store for manager, Jürgen Klopp, this morning. The Reds team con...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Scores His First Goal For Manchester United

Harry Maguire Scores His First Goal For Manchester United

The strong tradition of FA Cup giantkilling, and fans' love of an upset were not uppermost in Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire's thoughts this afternoon, when, after only 11 minutes of the FA Cup 4th-round tie against Tran...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Tranmere FA Cup Trip Will Be The End For Solskjaer

Manchester United: Tranmere FA Cup Trip Will Be The End For Solskjaer

Tranmere Rovers, who were playing non-League football as recently as , overcame Premier League Watford in their FA Cup fourth-round replay last night, and now have the chance to bring the curtain down on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's chequered managerial ca...

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Funny story: Newcastle United Boss Steve Bruce Admits His Team Didn't Know How To Handle Aaron Wilbraham

Newcastle United Boss Steve Bruce Admits His Team Didn't Know How To Handle Aaron Wilbraham

Newcastle United have come unstuck before in the FA Cup, being embarrassed by the never-to-be-forgotten exploits of Hereford United in 1972, and it was almost more of the same yesterday as the Magpies barely managed to scrape a replay with League One...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was quick to accept responsibility for his team's poor showing in their FA Cup 3rd-round tie against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Molineux yesterday, the match ending 0-0, with United failing to register a...

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Funny story: Ronnie Radford Reveals He Was Aiming For The Top Right Corner

Ronnie Radford Reveals He Was Aiming For The Top Right Corner

Hereford United's famous FA Cup hero, Ronnie Radford, the man responsible for the 'missile out of the mud' goal against Newcastle United in 1972, has admitted, for the first time, that he meant to go for the top right-hand corner, not the left. He...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

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Funny story: Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola, Manchester City's Spanish coach, has been warned by the club's owners that his future is 'in the balance', and the team must show a significant improvement next year if he wants to keep his job. Guardiola has brought unprecedented b...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...

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Funny story: Doncaster Rovers Totally Outclassed By Cultured Crystal Palace

Doncaster Rovers Totally Outclassed By Cultured Crystal Palace

There was a class of cultures in the footballing world yesterday, when Crystal Palace, the big city slickers from the capital, travelled 'upcountry' to meet their counterparts from the Northern wastelands, Doncaster Rovers, in their FA Cup fifth roun...

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Funny story: Cup Final Review

Cup Final Review

Despite spending the GDP of a medium sized country Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has ended the season as empty handed as the homeless people who were forced out of Windsor for the Royal wedding. The final itself was an affair completely d...

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Funny story: Open Mouthed Banter

Open Mouthed Banter

After the greatest team in the world was denied a definite FA cup final win by Manchester United people have been up in arms about a “tweet” sent from the official FA account about Harry Kane. Normally Harry is only up in arms about the sun setting a...

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Funny story: Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May! The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be '...

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