The tradition of releasing pigeons at the opening of the Olympic games has changed. The reforms continue in an unexpected way. It seems likely that organizers of the 2024 Paris Olympics will release powered drones instead of birds. "Nobody want…
China, the bloodiest dictatorship on Earth, is helping Russia bomb Ukraine, putting the United States in a 'pickle'. All our Xmas toys are made in China, most of our military clothing, and many things the military uses are made in China. Twen…
Fast food giants across the USA love seeing all those drones in Ukraine dropping bombs on unsuspecting Russians sleeping in their tanks that they want in on the drone business too! Preliminary tests are being done, and burgers and fries and tacos…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has confirmed that a Russian spy drone did fall to earth just outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia stated that the mayor of Cheyenne Patrick "Andy" Collins told her of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The White House has just issued a bulletin stating that an X-67D Russian drone, that had entered San Francisco airspace was shot down by a US Air Force F-14 Tomcat. The drone fell to earth in Chinatown in at least 4…
TULIPLANDIA, Holland – (Satire News) – Holland’s Windmill News Agency reports that one of the largest drones in Europe crashed just outside of the ancient city of Tuliplandia. An eye witness reported seeing over 600,000 tulips totally destroyed.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI and The CIA have confirmed that at least 16 American military drones invaded Iraq and destroyed 9 Iraqi military bases, 4 Iraqi bullet factories, 2 Iraqi Motel 6’s, and an Iraqi camelburger restaurant that w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…
(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…
The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...
Warning Democratic presidential candidates that they are turning off voters with their overly-liberal agendas, former United States president, Barack Obama, urged Democrats to move in the direction of moderation by adding a secret "kill list" to the...
Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...
London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...
There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...
A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...
Officials at Gatwick airport have welcomed a decision by the UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) to employ a squadron of drones at airports to combat drones being irresponsibly flown by members of the public. Gatwick was closed recently due to the a...
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