Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is…
The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the l…
The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka says she recently talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones at a Whataburger in Dallas about the future of his star running back Ezekiel Elliott. Dottie noted that the octogen…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones is thrilled to announce that his kicker problem may be solved, after he sees a female soccer-style kicker from California kick field goals from 62, 73, and 87 yeards, yes 87 yards! Jones told the assembled me…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette has broken the story that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is on the trading block. Team owner Jerry Jones said that he had a long owner-to-employee talk and he simply told the…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…
PONCHATOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has informed the American public that President Biden has just named the new assistant director of the FBI. The woman is a 9-year veteran of the FBI and her n…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Now that the Dallas Cowboys season is over, team owner Jerry "The Disappointed" Jones is really madder than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. It had been over two decades since the Cowpokes last made the playoffs, and Jon…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper reports that Tom Brady, formerly Tom "Terific" Brady is insisting the Glazer Family, (who own the Buccaneers), trade every single player on the Bucs team EXCEPT for him. Br…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of "Big D," is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, aka America's Team, wants to buy the Manchester United Red Devils and move them to Dallas. Jones told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti,…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, spoke with Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and he revealed a very interesting observation. Even though his team finished the NFL season with a lowly 8-9 regular season record,…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57). The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ar…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and she reports that he is not a happy camper by any means. Jerry's star player, quarterback Dak Prescott, seems to get hurt every 4th or 5th game.
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