HONK KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Fortune Cookie News Agency has the chopstick scoop of the century! A massive lightning bolt has blasted The Happy Face Chopstick Factory and destroyed a staggering 2 million chopsticks. The factory's security…
HONG KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Republic of China has just informed her people that there is a tremendous shortage of chopsticks. President Xi Jinping has advised the citizens to please not throw away the chopsticks when you use them and in…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just broken the story that the country will run out of chopsticks pretty soon. It appears that one of the forests, where 96% of the chopsticks come from completely burned down in a fire t…
There I was minding my own business, visiting at the Museum of the Peoples Republic, and while I was looking over a pair of rare FooManChu chop sticks, I was grabbed from and anesthetized by a whiff of Olong Tea. I awoke, groggy, my hands tied, my...
HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...
HONG KONG - China's national news agency, The Rick Shaw, is reporting that the Chinese government is in the process of recalling 17 million chopsticks. A spokesperson for The Rick Shaw stated that the problem with the chopsticks lies in the fact t...
Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...
Bejiing - Chinese officials tasked with putting a hometown touch to the 2008 Olympics may be forced to backtrack from their idea to promote the use of a single large chopstick for feeding athletes at the Olympic Village.
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