The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he will will sending Canada's battleship, The Margaret Trudeau, to aid the Ukraininan government in it's battle to defeat the Russian forces of President Putin./stron…
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, also known as 'Punchable Face' to his detractors, has once again bailed out on his Canadianistic duties at home, and left the country for the eighth time in less than 6 months. So far Trudeau has ditched his…
America, that fickle tribe, has blamed Canada for sending down the smoke of a million forest fires and turning the skyline of New York City into an orange apocalypse. Joe Biden sent firefighters up to the Great White North (really? want to change…
VANCOUVER, Canada - (Spoof News) - The Canadian government is puzzled as to why thousands of moose are leaving the country and heading up to Alaska. A spokesperson for the Canadian government, Lil Phaletto, 74, said that she thinks it may be becau…
Canadian will no longer be allowed to see the news on the internet if a new bill is turned into law. Justin Trudeau didn’t like that truck drivers made him look like a dictator, not even after he had them all arrested, took their money, and sent t…
It’s the holidays, and we all gather round the TV to see America’s Next Mass Shooting (move over, America’s Got Talent – Talent to Kill! Where’s my Emmy!?), and we watch innocent people die so that politicians can think and pray and then do absolutel…
As votes are still being counted following this year’s midterm elections, it is clear that the anticipated Republican red wall won’t materialise. Democrats have reached 50 seats in the Senate, which, with the Vice President’s deciding vote, gives the…
Fourteen elected Quebec politicians are refusing to give an oath of loyalty to King Charles - (needed legally take up their jobs). That is the Law in Canada - Charles is legally the Ruler. And he graciously let the Parliament run things for him. So k…
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…
Snow balls will soon be made illegal in Canada, just before winter sets in, as decreed by His Lord and Worship, Justin Trudeau. (aka, Al Jolson.) Trudeau’s ratings have fallen in the polls. Canadians on all sides of the aisle don’t like the guy an…
When is the pot and kettle black? Which is blacker than the other? There are laws in various countries which mean well, except they were passed by politicians of little brain. It’s easy to make a law first, and then wonder about the full ramifica…
Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just informed Ukraine that they have shipped 2 million strips of Canadian bacon to them via Delta Airlines. The bacon is from Quebec's Celine Dion Canadian Bacon Factory, and is consider…
SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News (Canada) has just let it be known that Canada has decided to ban hiring any females into their Canadian Mounty Organization. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated that the reason for the change in h…
THAT DOES IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!! It is bad enough that we have thousands of immigrants at our southern border trying to get into the U.S. so that they can become ILLEGAL immigrants (as though we don't have too many already!!!) but now we have thousa…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
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